CNN: Pope Francis Is Still Focused, Sharp As A Tack And Brimming With Energy

Posted by $ allosaur 2 days, 3 hours ago to Humor
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This is proof positive that even the Communist National Network holds no bias towards any religion.
That is because highly trained CNN reporters know it is their job to honestly report the facts and nothing but the facts.
And so know for a factual fact that CNN is reporting that videos showing Pope Francis is as dead as a doorknob, pickled with formaldehyde and lying in state at at Saint Peter's Basilica are nothing but cheap "deepfakes" and part of a right wing misinformation campaign.
Pay no attention to MAGA liars who say the pope looks pretty dead. In fact, CNN has now endorsed Pope Francis to continue leading his church for four more years.
Truer words have never been spoken.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-reports-behind-closed-doors-pope-is-focused-sharp-and-energetic


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  • Posted by mccannon01 5 hours, 12 minutes ago
    Gotta love the BB, LOL! Explored a few other topics and got a kick out of the piece on the ivy league grad that coughed up $500k tuition and all he learned was how to chant "Free Palestine", ha!
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