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TGIFfunnies 12/20/24 EDITION: Christmas 2024

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 3 days, 1 hour ago to Humor
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It's a dysfunctional one but we're looking forward to MCGA next December


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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 days, 23 hours ago
    January 20th can't come fast enough to finally take out a whole lot of filthy garbage.
    Too bad there will be still too many RINOs like our caving Speaker of the House still around.
    https://wltreport.com/2024/12/19/cong...
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 2 days, 22 hours ago
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      • Posted by $ 2 days, 21 hours ago
        Yes, was going through all this stuff on 'and we know' (sorry for the scare quotes) but did you know that Johnson has been been excursively in touch with Trump and team the past 3 weeks . . . can you say, . . double agent?, 4d chess?, gotcha?
        Skeptical?, yea, me too but I think it's true.
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        • Posted by $ allosaur 2 days, 21 hours ago
          I stopped trusting Johnson when Marjorie Taylor Greene wondered on Fox News if Speaker Sneaky Snake had been blackmailed. Videos were shown of three different times brand new Speaker Johnson proclaimed Republicans should not cooperate with Democrats over a single thing unless they at first addressed the situation at the border. "The wall" Johnson kept saying I recall.
          My gut tells me that by now MTG (a very gutsy favorite of mine like Trump) no longer believes Johnson has been blackmailed at all.
          I don't. Even though Johnson professed to have Christian values at the get-go, me dino kinda thinks Johnson is nothing more than a glib forked-tounged tinhorn for a back-stabbing politician SOB POS.
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          • Posted by $ 2 days, 20 hours ago
            Ok, enough of the serious stuff, have you wiped your ass with a window drape lately? or loaded up on beans for a sleigh ride? or put together an Ikea Christmas tree???
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            • Posted by $ allosaur 2 days, 12 hours ago
              No, my name is not Mike Johnson with apologies to any Gulcher who has the same name.
              Also, I'm not his reach across the aisle to bury a pay raise in a too late to read bill good buddy Chuck Schumer, who both looks like and acts the part of a creepy Star Wars villain.
              Furthermore, I'm not a daughter molesting Traitor-In-Chief "Big Guy" of a crime family who not only hugged a cackling evasive word salad but would stick his nose in her hair to take a sniff like I saw him do on TV.
              So who am me dino? I am peaches, I am cream. I'm the captain of the team. Never mind what team. When quite young, I heard Bob Hope say that on TV in some black and white flick with a name I can't recall.
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          • Posted by mccannon01 2 days, 9 hours ago
            Just read MTG’s book “MTG” and it’s a decent read. “They” really wanted to crush her, but she hangs in there fighting the swamp.
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            • Posted by $ allosaur 2 days, 6 hours ago
              I've donated modest money to MTG because I respect her sheer courage but this is the first I heard about hat book. Thanks.
              I've also donated money to the Riley Gaines gutsy cause of saving women's sports from the unfair competition of men who at least say they are women and approving jerks in high places devoid of common sense. Lately I donated just enough to get her "free" book, "Swimming Against The Current.." Just passed that book on this Christmas to a niece with two little girls in Tallahassee.
              I've also donated and voted for the reelection of a former president commies and Schiffheads want to see dead. That's about it.
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  • Posted by katrinam41 2 days, 4 hours ago
    Perfect start to a cold, snowy weekend. The laughs will keep me warm and the sharing will keep me laughing. Merry Christmas to all! And thank you Carl!
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