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Mark Hamill Joins Death Star Press Conference To Say What A Good Job He Thinks The Emperor Is Doing

Posted by $ allosaur 6 months ago to Humor
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Mark Hamill played Luke Skywalker in Star Wars for those of you who are no longer Amish like a stripper interviewed by Jesse Watters recently.
Well, also recently Mark Hamill appeared with our crooked sniffing Traitor-In-Chief to voice reelection support.
To me dino, Hollywoody Hamill looked as senile, tired, old and stupid as White House Resident senile, tired, old and stupid did.
That's what got The Babylon Bee to write the satire you can click on,

SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/mark-hamill-joins-death-star-press-conference-to-say-what-a-good-job-he-thinks-the-emperor-is-doing


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  • Posted by mhubb 6 months ago
    after the last 3 crap-wars movies, aided and abetted by hammill, who cares what he says, not that i ever cared what any holly-weird person thought (excepting maybe John Wayne, or any that Served)

    holly-weird is dead, people should stop paying to see their crap
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    • Posted by $ 5 months, 4 weeks ago
      I'm waiting to hear about a Hollywoody release of WokeThem, a tranny radical left superhero who cites his (yes, he's really a him) personal pronouns, uses women's restrooms and punishes normal people for "wrong speak" and not being into equity and inclusion the way he preaches it. Oh, yes, let's dress him up like a Hamas dude with a pink tutu, pink high heels and a cape sporting Palestinian flag colors with LGBTQ printed across the top of it.. Yes, I know Muslims would toss him off a building but he escapes by sprouting fairy wings.
      New thought just hit me dino~~that instead could be Babylon Bee satire.
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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 5 months, 4 weeks ago
    How to tell if you are a communist:

    1) You have no fear of speaking your hatred to your opposition in any environment!
    2) Every Media Channel agrees 100% with you
    3) It's so obvious who the bad people are!
    4) Facts NEVER challenge your viewpoint. They can only support it. Anything else is clearly a LIE.
    5) Those willing to speak out about politics ALL AGREE with you...
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  • Posted by katrinam41 5 months, 3 weeks ago
    The initial three Star Wars movies had hope and heroes. After that, rot crept in until nothing except the names remain of the original premise. I haven't seen any more since #4. Hamill can rot in the Death Star.
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