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"I Just Don't Know Where We Went Wrong," Contemplates Sports Illustrated Executive In Front Of Framed Mag Covers Of Obese, Trans Swimsuit Models

Posted by $ allosaur 11 months ago to Humor
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Oh, mysteries of mysteries! My good golly, gee, what the hell happened?
As that SI executive sends company-wide emails to notify all staff that they are being laid off, let us review Mr. Go Woke Go Broke's in want of common sense contemplations as we click the link with
a hearty manly shout of "Woowee Woo! Woo!"
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/i-just-dont-know-where-we-went-wrong-contemplates-sports-illustrated-ceo-in-front-of-framed-obese-swimsuit-issue

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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 11 months ago
    Laughing, The BBee has a record of predicting the future . . . but this time we know: Go Woke, Go Broke!
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 11 months ago
      At this point CEOs along with their business executive support pools would be hither and tither learning not to repeat the mistakes of others instead of remaining Woke like you can't fix stupid clueless ninny twits.
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      • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 11 months ago
        LMAO . . . don't hold back, (still laughing) say what you really want to say . . . ROTFLMAO
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        • Posted by $ allosaur 11 months ago
          Fine! They are spineless chicken shits so afraid of being cancelled that the men among them will knuckle under to the point of saying they can pregnant when they damn well know they cannot.
          As for the gutless women, they will, despite also knowing better, say that it's okay for guys mediocre at men's sports to play pretend they are women and ruin women's sports by stealing trophies from women who worked long and hard to win them. So why bother?
          And why participate in a ladies beauty pageant when cowards in charge will let some ugly dude in a dress win so his poor widdle sissy boy feelings won't be hurt?
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  • Posted by $ blarman 11 months ago
    There was a study done showing that men and women are wired differently when it comes to chocolate https://www.sciencedirect.com/science.... Men and women ARE different. And men can recognize a woman and vice versa and it's not 100% by appearance. That's why these people who pretend to be the other always fail: people inherently can tell who is faking their sex/gender.

    IMHO, these people at SI deserve to be fired for engaging in this utter nonsense and deceiving themselves into believing that people want this garbage. THEY DON'T.
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  • Posted by katrinam41 11 months ago
    Watching the rain come down to melt all that snow, knowing that later it will freeze and turn everything into a skating rink. Reminds me of sonething... oh, yes. The BB. They do get it right, even if the right call is a bad thing for the country. Thanks to your dino for keeping a sense of actual humor in the mix!
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 11 months ago
      You're welcome. Humor for me is a habit. Cracking jokes is what got me through 21 years as a corrections officer at a state maximum security prison.
      Most officer burned out and quit within 5 years, but now I get to enjoy a state paid retirement for life. Well, as long as the economy is never too badly crashed.,
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  • Posted by bobsprinkle 11 months ago
    Just remove the letter y from tyranny...it sez tranny
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 11 months ago
      Tyranny amounts to on pain of being cancelled tranny support during these weird times of Americans being deprived of free speech.
      Well, as long as we allow ourselves to be deprived.
      For example, my pronouns for today are all the ones I was taught to use during the early Sixties
      and to hell with all who doesn't like it. .
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  • Posted by rhfinle 11 months ago
    I haven't read an SI since I stopped watching Pro rigged Football and that's been a while. I think printed porn has been extinct for at least that long, and SI, as I recall, doesn't even show mammaries. Maybe they will now, if they're guy mammaries. Not getting a subscription to that, that's for sure.
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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 11 months ago
    MSM is trying to paint this as a financial blunder on the part of the publishing company. BUT…….there wouldn’t have been financial trouble if the readership hadn’t bailed.
    As usual the leftists are blaming it on anything other than what it is.
    Frankly I think this is Great News!
    It proves that what THEY are trying to make us believe, that those who do not approve of this are just a fringe extremist minority, is simply not true. The markets are collapsing because of this woke agenda. Remember Victoria’s Secret? Bud Light?
    Another one bites the dust.
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