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Eight Qualifications Required To Get A Job As An Ivy League President

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year ago to Humor
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Oh, tiff-piff! First of all let's be up front, shall we?
~~Only a birthing person or someone who identifies as a birthing person may currently apply.
~~Any mangy MAGA maggot may most certainly naught apply.
And there are of course other spots of bother to first get out of the way.
Should all you seek to be is a student amongst our ivy league's hallowed halls, any white trash lacking parents with deep pockets need naught apply. Savvy? But oih digress.
Class, let's move on to the subject at hand.
Presiding over any vaunted ivy league institution as its president presents a massive responsibility that calls only for the sharpest of well-balanced minds. Having graduated from anywhere with high grades may also help.
It shall also behoove you to to be able to recite your Woke pronouns and to sternly scoff at any silly notion that transsexuals with tender feelings to always be coddled can never ever possibly ruin any collegiate women's sports.
Ah, so in the name of Jove, are you now really quite certain that you really want this gratuitous gig? If so, click the link for further instructions. Toodles!
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  • Posted by Dobrien 1 year ago
    To add a few Qualities they look for….Of course you must be a member of the death cult to apply. Having a deviant sexual appetite, the more perverse the bigger the bonus. Nihilism is your philosophy. You must be inclusive to a tee, and that means including the promotion of white Genocide. Oh and have a photo of a CIA trained mass murderer on your wall ….be diverse there’s plenty to choose from. Pol Pot , Mao , Noriaga, Che, Justin Castrudeau oops I mean his daddy , Obama ….not a white mass murderer in that list so add bushes and Clinton for inclusivity.
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    • Posted by $ 1 year ago
      You sparked a memory of a Christmas ornament with Mao's face on it being found on the White House Christmas tree early during Obama's first term.
      Memory's hazy but I do believe a black woman whose name I cannot recall admitted to hanging it there because she admired Mao oh so much.
      Recently read that Mao killed more people than Hitler and Stalin.
      Suppose a sicko lib would put child porno into a kid's under the tree Christmas present. Why not? That's what can be found in some elementary school libraries.
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      • Posted by $ blarman 1 year ago
        Yes, Mao was the most brutal butcher the world has ever seen. Hitler's body count - even including the war deaths - totals out to about 10 million. Stalin's is upwards of 30 million. Mao shames all of them with an estimated 80-120 million deaths.

        Of course, that's chump change compared to what the WEF wants to do to bring the world population down to their "ideal" number of only a half billion...
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        • Posted by $ 1 year ago
          Wuhan Labs may some day be happy to help out with that.
          It's my pet conspiracy theory they helped the Deep State get Orange Man Bad out of both their hair.
          Rigging the election was but a component of the whole scheme.
          Rigging Jan. 6 was icing on the cake.
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          • Posted by $ blarman 1 year ago
            And just today Democrats started agitating about digital currency controlled by the Federal Reserve. Not a coincidence and you can bet they're going to try to ram that through before the election.
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  • Posted by term2 1 year ago
    1- being black
    If #1 is not met, #2 - being WOKE leftist
    #3- being gay
    No other qualifications are really important.
    Also applies to government appointees
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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 year ago
    What can I add? HAD to +1 the comments here! Home run here, dino! Got swept away reading the side bar links as well. BB nails it all in such a target rich environment!
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    • Posted by $ 1 year ago
      There has what now has become countless times when I've found something more appealing in the sidebar and made that the main story with good stuff to read in its own sidebar.
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  • Posted by Lucky 1 year ago
    Mistakes happen. Even smart people, even prestigious institutions make mistakes.
    I was thinking such thoughts to myself and feeling generous when I noticed-
    there are three of them in a row.
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