Eight Qualifications Required To Get A Job As An Ivy League President
Oh, tiff-piff! First of all let's be up front, shall we?
~~Only a birthing person or someone who identifies as a birthing person may currently apply.
~~Any mangy MAGA maggot may most certainly naught apply.
And there are of course other spots of bother to first get out of the way.
Should all you seek to be is a student amongst our ivy league's hallowed halls, any white trash lacking parents with deep pockets need naught apply. Savvy? But oih digress.
Class, let's move on to the subject at hand.
Presiding over any vaunted ivy league institution as its president presents a massive responsibility that calls only for the sharpest of well-balanced minds. Having graduated from anywhere with high grades may also help.
It shall also behoove you to to be able to recite your Woke pronouns and to sternly scoff at any silly notion that transsexuals with tender feelings to always be coddled can never ever possibly ruin any collegiate women's sports.
Ah, so in the name of Jove, are you now really quite certain that you really want this gratuitous gig? If so, click the link for further instructions. Toodles!
~~Only a birthing person or someone who identifies as a birthing person may currently apply.
~~Any mangy MAGA maggot may most certainly naught apply.
And there are of course other spots of bother to first get out of the way.
Should all you seek to be is a student amongst our ivy league's hallowed halls, any white trash lacking parents with deep pockets need naught apply. Savvy? But oih digress.
Class, let's move on to the subject at hand.
Presiding over any vaunted ivy league institution as its president presents a massive responsibility that calls only for the sharpest of well-balanced minds. Having graduated from anywhere with high grades may also help.
It shall also behoove you to to be able to recite your Woke pronouns and to sternly scoff at any silly notion that transsexuals with tender feelings to always be coddled can never ever possibly ruin any collegiate women's sports.
Ah, so in the name of Jove, are you now really quite certain that you really want this gratuitous gig? If so, click the link for further instructions. Toodles!
White person: “Depends on the context.”
Just imagine what would ensue…🤔
Memory's hazy but I do believe a black woman whose name I cannot recall admitted to hanging it there because she admired Mao oh so much.
Recently read that Mao killed more people than Hitler and Stalin.
Suppose a sicko lib would put child porno into a kid's under the tree Christmas present. Why not? That's what can be found in some elementary school libraries.
Of course, that's chump change compared to what the WEF wants to do to bring the world population down to their "ideal" number of only a half billion...
It's my pet conspiracy theory they helped the Deep State get Orange Man Bad out of both their hair.
Rigging the election was but a component of the whole scheme.
Rigging Jan. 6 was icing on the cake.
If #1 is not met, #2 - being WOKE leftist
#3- being gay
No other qualifications are really important.
Also applies to government appointees
I was thinking such thoughts to myself and feeling generous when I noticed-
there are three of them in a row.