https://townhall.com/political-cartoo...

Joyful cheers rose from an onlooking crowd of elected Jackass partiers, also some somehow inexplicably reelected RINOs, bureaucrats awaiting obscene pensions, weaponized DOJ leaders, Chinese spies and behind the curtain presidential puppeteers as Buydoofus's lit with a blowtorch 81 birthday candles roared aflame to gush up black smoke actually seen from the International Space Station.
"The President still lives!" came an Iranian-accented happy cry. "Rejoice, for your leader's decrepit body still draws breath, leaving all us vermin free to keep running the government behind his back!"
Click the link to read one environmentalist's complaint as well as a typical Joe Buygoofus speech.

Bonus~~How Buydoofus woke up on the morning of his 81st birthday morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuoKN...