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  • Posted by $ rainman0720 1 year, 3 months ago
    OUC, thanks as always for these funnies. Got me into trouble with my better half, however. I was laughing at the "I do", and when I read it to her, she just gave me "the look". Worth it, though.
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    • Posted by $ 1 year, 3 months ago
      I take it by her response that she got the joke, I laughed my ass off when I first read it.
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      • Posted by $ rainman0720 1 year, 3 months ago
        Yeah, she got it. And I thought it was a lot funnier than she did. But what the hell? Sometimes we just have to do them for ourselves.
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        • Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 2 months ago
          Love the banter, guys, but it's been my life experience women have a different sense of humor than guys. They may get it and give a mild chuckle to "guy humor"... or pretend to laugh... but will always file it away in permanent memory to recall at the appropriate moments... and that always brings a smile to their faces. So, I ask, are they smiling at the great joke or smiling at the leverage of future uses of same? LMAO!
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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 year, 3 months ago
    All got me laughing except the archeologist one, which was scary in its timing. The day before yesterday my wife and I were having a discussion and she reminded of a minor oops I made 42 years ago!
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    • Posted by $ 1 year, 3 months ago
      Yep, they're good at that! . . ."Do you remember the stupidest thing you ever said?" . . . " I DO " . . .

      PS. Ignorance of the Apple's Terms and Conditions is a testament to Mankind's plight throughout the ages.
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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 1 year, 3 months ago
    OUC: Here's a great meme...

    Have Biden on his phone, talking to Hunter in Ukraine...

    Have Kamala try to interrupt about HI Fires.

    Biden saying "I'm busy talking business with Hunter! Maybe in a couple of weeks..."

    LOL
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  • Posted by $ BobCat 1 year, 3 months ago
    Damn, OUC, every one of those made me chuckle to my heart’s s content. Especially the two about marriages. I’m still laughing....
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 3 months ago
    Meme #8 sparked a thought for an aging dino.
    When I think of all the people both younger and older and one once my exact same age who are now taking a dirt nap~~
    ~~I think I may have a successfuul career as a Civil War soldier who marches to the beat of a drum in skirmish lines while getting shot at.
    On the flip side, meme #9 looks like something stupid that may happen to me.
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    • Posted by CaptainKirk 1 year, 3 months ago
      I feel the same way about surviving. 2 of my besties are long gone. A Brother, parents.
      So many that I went to high school with.
      Cousins... And I am not yet 60...

      I am grateful I found out how to be healthy (Stop listening to the doctors, big pharma, the dietitians, and especially FOOD companies).

      I live life on my terms, and I accept 100% of the risk and reward of doing so.
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      • Posted by $ 1 year, 3 months ago
        I too am the last of my clan save for a step nephew that I haven't seen in 20 years.

        Best thing I ever did is get away from allopathic medicine and starting eating right for my blood type. It made a huge difference in my life. No, flu, no colds, etc in 35 years. Had allergies but that's not life threatening... oh, recently had shingles but didn't feel anything and it was gone in a week.
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        • Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 3 months ago
          The life expectancy of a corrections officer is 59 essentially due to stress-related illnesses.
          Retired after 21 years at a maximum security prison, I've made it 5 months past my 76th birthday.
          That person who was my exact age died of a heart attack during the mid-Nineties. His job name was Sgt. Dennis Brown.
          Years later a Sgt. Arthur said I had a very good record and asked why I never applied for sergeant. I said, "Dennis Brown."
          As a regular officer I was known for cracking jokes.
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        • Posted by CaptainKirk 1 year, 3 months ago
          Kudos, OUC...
          Curious... I grew up knowing about 2 suicides (by the time I was in my 20s).

          That exploded in the last 10+ years. I don't think I can count them all...

          I think the bad diets are responsible for a lot of mental health problems, as well... (Not to mention alcohol, and drug addiction, which claimed a few).
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          • Posted by $ 1 year, 3 months ago
            There is a lot more to suicides than bad food and medicine . . . let me count the ways, Culture, psychology, politics (hiltery clintonia and georgie sorass), Economics, War/ GOVERNMENT and let us not forget excess cosmic radiation due to a very weak magnetic shield!
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            • Posted by CaptainKirk 1 year, 3 months ago
              Agreed.
              But there is a book, Brain Energy where we are finally learning that metabolic problems in brain energy, once fixed... Helps heal many mental problems. (Dr. Chris Palmer)

              But I agree... Also, life becoming too easy. Fatherless/listless homes.
              Schools... And the degradation of our society!

              Completely Agree...
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              • Posted by $ 1 year, 3 months ago
                I heard about that also and I also heard from a lab tech that pressurized Ox chambers do wonders for the mentally handicapped.
                PS, just posted, as promised, Meme While: Take a Trek on the Fun Side. Humor
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