Supreme Court Rules Against Affirmative Action With An Affirmative Action Hire Sitting Among Them

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 5 months ago to Humor
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Oh, the humanity! The Babylon Bee reports that six Supreme Court Justices ruled that affirmative action is unconstitutional while forgetting that affirmative action hire Kentanji Brown Jackson was~~was~~she was~~that poor thing was sitting right there among them.
How callous! How thoughtlessly hurtfully mean!
"Oh, what an uncomfortable situation" is what Chief Justice John Roberts had to to say about that extremely awkward moment.
At this point Roberts was asked if Justice Jackson still doen't know what a woman is. :Irrelavant," the already red-faced Roberts cried as he fled the chamber.
In The Bee's trending articles you can read how Asian Americans celebrated that affirmative action ruling with a 5-minute study break, Then it was noses back to the grindstone to earn all those assorted doctorates and industrial engineering degrees.
Yes, our Puppet-In-Chief's handlers are really big time upset how then Supremem Court banned racism. "How dare they!" Big Guy BuyMe also- fumed beore fondly recalling his friendship with Robert Byrd.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/awkward-supreme-court-rules-against-affirmative-action-with-affirmative-action-hire-standing-right-there


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  • Posted by VetteGuy 1 year, 5 months ago
    The Dems are melting down. Apparently they find it unthinkable that:

    1. If you take out a loan, you should be expected to pay it back

    2. You shouldn't be able to force someone to create something they are morally opposed to

    3. Colleges shouldn't discriminate based on race.
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    • Posted by $ 1 year, 5 months ago
      Yeah, that theory sez all them white folks ain't got no content of character because they all be systemically racist, y'all.
      Yeah, and all them hard-studyin' Asians gotta work ethic that ain't got no level playin' field. So Asians all needs their faces punched.
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    • Posted by freedomforall 1 year, 5 months ago
      I'd add that if the one making the loan can't do so without creating money from nothing
      then the loan is a fraud and steals from everyone else to benefit the lender and the
      institutions receiving the funds.

      This is the result of The Creature From Jekyll Island in which banksters invented the
      unconstitutional power to steal from everyone else by creating debt slavery.

      In that one respect, I agree that the debt to banksters is not valid. Since the banksters
      stole the credit from everyone else the payment of ALL the debt created in this way
      should not be paid to banksters, nor to their enforcement arm: government.

      In addition, since the institutions that received the funds used their position to brainwash
      the students in a way that destroyed their ability to think rationally, the institutions were
      also thieves, and they should pay back the debt to the American People who were robbed
      in the process.

      In a free market such institutions would not be revered for such practices; they would
      be driven out of the market for delivering a faulty product. Such government loans
      as these have destroyed the free market feedback mechanism that punishes such
      criminal actions, and instead rewards the criminals while punishing those young
      people who in their inexperience trusted the con-artists in government, banking,
      and propaganda mills.
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      • Posted by freedomforall 1 year, 5 months ago
        The laws that MUST be declared unconstitutional are the federal reserve act
        and the 16th "amendment" that was arguably not properly ratified by the states.
        The SCOTUS are cowards and traitors and will never do so unless at gun point
        after a 2nd American Revolution has destroyed the power of the Deep State.
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  • Posted by annabelle 1 year, 5 months ago
    The Babylon Bee is a satire site; although, it seems less and less like satire every day with the way planet Earth is going. And yes, that is essentially what happened.
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