A late Winter finds you frozen in a Minnesotan pot hole while you await the failing download of spring which is your own "Ass-Phalt",.. leading you to an addiction of excessive behavior: plastic surgery, tattooing, extreme vacationing, partying too hardy, analyzing your own success as a female gender, Causing others to risk pregnancy regardless of gender, Finding yourself awakening in 2042 using wrong pronouns, farting too much and eating strange grub while the Right can't define Woke and the Woke left can't define a Women...but Alas, there is a Hug program calming you down so you finally realize,.. you have a Meme Problem and Must dial a 1-800 #.

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OUC whatever you are smoking, get rid of it! I almost spilled my wine on my keyboard! You oughta see Springtime in Texas, the Bluebonnets are beautiful and the Buttercups are gorgeous but my nose won't stop running when I go outside. N

2042 oh well it is...

+1 👍🏻 Yes that’s me in the pot hole, and I do have a meme problem . In fact check out my new MAGA memes post.These we’re epic my brother ThanQs for the fix.lol btw 6 inches of snow expected for tomorrow with 45 mph wind it’s what we endearingly call a Blizzard. Come on to the Land of Sky blue waters Gary Thornburg .Beeatch.

My own asphalt, huh? My own asphalt! Really?!
Me dino never cared to have a single tat. But from what I've seen these days, bet that's precisely what three old ladies in a nursing home will look like.
Did a little math. By 2042 me dino will be 95. Don't think I can live that long. That is good. That is VERY GOOD!!!
Those pipes in that last meme on the top row caused me to think of raw sewer pipes that I either marched or jogged under on Parris Island during 1969.
Yeah, as we'd run under all that overhead human guano, we'd sing "PT, good for you! Good for me!" but it was usually down and dirty like the following.
We'd sing about how someone named Jody was at home stealing our girlfriends with names like Miss Mary Rottencrotch.
The very first down and dirty one I heard was the unforgettable, "I don't know but I've been told, Eskimo (censored) is mighty cold!"

i now identify as the US Navy
where is my tax payer funded Aircraft Carrier Group??

Funny Videos where Animals combat the batty idiots of marxist nonsense...The Animals WIN!
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