That first meme reminds me of what art teacher told his class when I was a kid. He said he went to as art museum.
There were two paintings side-by-side. One was completely white. One was completely black.
The white paining was entitled. "White Rabbit In A Snow Field."
The black one was entitled, "Black Cat In A Coal Bin."
I also remember that no one laughed.
Did you know that beneath their white fur that polar bears have black skin? Me dino thought to toss that fact in because somehow it seems to relate.

Butternuts gets my vote! Almost had to clean the coffee off of my screen. Thank you for the meme's

Love the jane fonda Memorial...use as her grave stone too!

If I had to vote, my favorite would be the buggy and the boat. What a great idea! I was contemplating buying a vintage home circa 1800's but I didn't like the modern garage. I'd have built a carriage house. And I love the idea of having horses in town. I may run for Council again. Nah! I'm not that stupid. N

Guess what I did? I sent a letter to the Texas Dept of Public Safety contesting that bratty little girl's test results that she said I failed. She out and out lied and I proved it with two sources one being the Texas Traffic Code. Let's see what happens! N

Oh dear, I hadn't expected #1. I spit my coffee all over my desk! Shame on you. But I did get a good laugh. N

Good stuff, Dob! Thanks for getting my day started with a smile!

Would I buy a product endorsed by Aunt Jemina? No prob.
Would I buy a product e... NO!

all great, loved the Hoggle reference.

Wrong...the first one is white! and portends to be supreme...

Holy smokes, Dobrien, glad you decided to give it another go. Love 'em all and it's hard to pick a favorite. I imagine some will say that first one is too white and not inclusive, so you can't win 'em all no matter what you do. The "Not America" map is spot on, IMHO. Amish goin' fishin', LOL! 0% - need not say anything else.

Thanks!!