San Francisco To Approve Killer Robo Cops
No, this ain't The Babylon Bee. Not even Fake News. Just news.
Ain't all the neat stuff we can do with technology these days just wonderful?
So what could possibly go wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UNJN...
Ain't all the neat stuff we can do with technology these days just wonderful?
So what could possibly go wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UNJN...
Me dino just imagined Joe wearing one of his goofy smiles while (as he has so weirdly whispered during speeches) whispering, "Stick 'em up, Jack!"
Ah, now something to add to that picture. He's only aiming that gun with one hand because he is repeatedly licking an ice cream cone held by the other.
Now a scene from Steve Martin's "The Jerk" jumped forth from my memory banks. All I've described above is going on but now Biden's pants have fallen all the way down to the ground.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSWBu...
https://youtu.be/FaESjFJPRPE
Biden in the same scene would be moving slower, trudging about in a forward tilt and wearing one of his stupid-looking grins the whole time.
Exiting the scene as bullets splatter ice cream all about, Biden would be saying, "Uh, where am I? What am I doing here?"
Yes, lets trust a computer system with taking over and running all those killer Robo Cops.
I told my best friend about this on Tuesday and he claimed my sources were unreliable and biased.
So maybe he'll believe it when ABC "News" reports it.
But the Three Laws of Robotics is still science fiction, I'm afraid.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_L...
Bad idea, it will likely be used against the innocent, while criminals run free. Just like the movie.
Definitely should the swampy enemies of We The People achieve one-party rule into perpetuity.
And the robot stepping in to Kill the Conservative (who was clearly the aggressor to the liberal programmed AI), and helping remind the homeless where this person is likely hiding extra money in their right shoe, based on real-time data maintained on everyone... Then walking away...
https://www.texastribune.org/2016/07/...
Me dino was a state maximum security prison corrections officer for 21 years. Once at my annual advanced training (two weeks a year) I was asked what I wanted to get out of a day's work. I said I wanted to go home looking the same as when I began each shift.
On the other hand, I can see the potential of authoritarian abuse and nasty glitches when it comes to using robots.
They will know that the jail has a revolving door anyway.
As for his tilting too far to one side, you may have seen that senile old coot crash a bicycle.
In the story, the police use small robots to track down dangerous criminals and inject lethal doses of morphine into them.
One poor sap gets the poke because the cops failed to locate their actual suspect, but needed a target for national TV to broadcast.