Feeding the kid through the mail slot was totally awesome.

Yes .... I watched Elmer and Sam .... that's my story.

Clearly THEY (the toddler) identify as a carnivore.
Why should the birthing persons have any more right to decide what’s best for the child than some rando off the street?
XD LOLOLOLOLOL

I think I just found my new favorite argument for parental consent.

I can recall ignoring something a teacher might have said all the way through my senior year. I did not, however, question anything my parents said to me. They were THE authority and the FINAL word. No question about that. N

Ugh! I recall the screech of the first one. Nails on a chalk board - oh, am I dating myself here, too, chalk board? Glued to the cereal boxes in the morning, especially if they had puzzles or mazes.

My hand is up and keep the funny stuff coming! LOL!

Me an age 75 dino remembers eating cereal while reading the backs of countless boxes that the stuff came from.
I saw oodles of Warner Brothers cartoons and can raise my hand only because an inmate attempting to escape during a distracting situation froze when I fired a warning shot. The commendation hangs framed in my home.
Another thing I've never done is rise from a rabbit hole to hand some silly person a stick of dynamite with a lit fuse. Saw a lot such as that too.
Oh, and I'm all about what Jack Nicholson says there at the end of the row.

Thanks to Friends and My own MEME Mining, I have a ton of material...may do a few more humor posts this week.

Laugh and remember while the laughing and remembering is good!

+1 to all . ThanQ brother for the laughs . Mr Fudd and Yosemite are great roll models.