As ratings fizzle for the one-sided January 6 Show Trial Hearings to keep Orange Man Bad out of the White House, our favorite demented Democrats with the help of a few RINOs are trying a new format to attract a larger audience of snowflakes, pudding heads and assorted loony loons.
The show shall take place on an ice rink of frozen tears supplied by AOC herself because Climate Change will kill us all if we don't wreck our economy really, really fast.
The January 6 Hearings On Ice will feature the sublime talents of Skating Princess Pelosi, RINO charges launched by Liz Cheney with her head down and Adam Schiff will comically attempt to stay upright under the weight of his large watermelon-shaped head.
Anticipated are many broken hips that is hoped to attract some wreck-loving Talladega fans who will get to see Jerry Nadler perform fart-propelled speed skating~~that just may lead to oops! an accident. We hope! We hope! We hope!