My Supreme Court Justice Selection

Posted by $ Abaco 2 years, 9 months ago to Politics
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Driving home today I was listening to the news about the next Supreme Court Justice and how tthe beady-eyed sock puppet was selcted them (race and gender only). Then, I thought about it. What would I do? Then, I remembered a story I heard about a study back when I was doing work for the air force long ago. They determined that the type of person who would have the highest g-tolerance and, therefore, would make a great fighter pilot was "a short, fat woman who smokes cigars". That's what I'd select for the court. A short, fat woman who smokes cigars. What would be your requirement? I'd consider a sumo wrestler who doesn't speak English, too. I'd like somebody who doesn't speak English because I'd want my court to "look like America".

There's my deep thought for the day...


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  • Posted by freedomforall 2 years, 9 months ago
    In the spirit of the original post, my choice is Michael Jackson.
    MJ is a celebrity and therefor imminently qualified to judge others.
    Since MJ is allowed to vote (as hundreds of thousands of other dead Democrats) then there is no reason MJ shouldn't serve.
    MJ's voice and dancing style show MJ can represent any gender.
    MJ has no experience and will not oppose any insane thing the left proposes.
    MJ has no conflicts of interest, but that should not be held against MJ.
    (The GOP senators can counter the recommendation with their choice, Elvis.)
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