How Brave! Chris Wallace Comes Out Of Closet As Fake News Journalist
That dip is a "journalist?" Really?
Well, Wallace DID proudly proclaim: "It's time for me to show the world who I really am: a fake news journalist!"
Wallace will make the move to CNN's new streaming service, which promises to be more fake than their cable news service.
Other anchors will include Jussie Smollett, Chelsea Clinton, Joy Behar and Big Bird from Sesame Street.
Fox News applauded Wallace's bravery and thanked him for a very needful ratings boost in their Sunday news at noon slot.
Well, Wallace DID proudly proclaim: "It's time for me to show the world who I really am: a fake news journalist!"
Wallace will make the move to CNN's new streaming service, which promises to be more fake than their cable news service.
Other anchors will include Jussie Smollett, Chelsea Clinton, Joy Behar and Big Bird from Sesame Street.
Fox News applauded Wallace's bravery and thanked him for a very needful ratings boost in their Sunday news at noon slot.
I really enjoyed the bitch slapping Putin gave him in Helsinki. Especially when the fool tried to hand Putin copies of the subpoenas the other fool, Mueller, made up on Russian citizens in a made-for-American-TV-corner-Putin interview and Putin wouldn't even take them. Ha, he made Wallace put the worthless pieces of paper on the table. Then Putin reminded Wallace of the treaty signed in 1999 containing the proper procedure for requesting witness of Russian citizens - clearly indicating how stupid both Mueller and Wallace really are in handling such things (actually by that time even Mueller knew the whole thing was a sham so there was no point in pursuing actual Russians on the so called Russian collusion hoax). Usually Wallace showing up on anything was my cue to press the clicker to a different channel or off.
Edit add: If I recall, Putin right there on TV in front of the whole world and in Wallace's face even invited Mueller and lawyers to come to Moscow to interview anyone they wanted and he would see to it the individuals would show up. The invitation was never acted upon.
Hang 'em or impale 'em.