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President Biden has given Russia the green light to invade the Ukraine on condition they do not blow up the company paying for son Hunter's art lessons.
"I looked Vladimir straight in the eye," Quid Pro Quo Joe said with a haunting whisper. "I told him, I said, "Vlady boy, I know you're gonna invade Ukraine. So let's get one thing straight. I'm okay with it. I don't like Ukrainians with all their borscht. It upsets my tummy. But that oil company pays my Hunter $50k a month. I may get my piece of that action; but Vlad, do you know how expensive art lessons are these days? You've seen some of Hunter's art. My boy needs lots of help. Lots! So you listen and listen good, Vlad. You lay one finger on Burisma's boardroom, and so help me I'll nuke Stalingrad."
Ukrainian President Zelensky was beyond shocked over Biden's quid pro quo deal with Putin. He should not have been, considering his own quid pro quo with Joe over a billion bucks conditioned on the firing of a prosecutor after Hunter's butt.
"I thought Joe and I were friends," Zelensky said. "After all, I gave him all that borscht!"