The REAL Reason Sotomayor Became A Remote Supreme Court Justice

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 11 months ago to Humor
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You may have read or heard that Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor now hears the high court's oral arguments from a remote location because Justice Gorsuch refuses to wear a mask.
Nothing could be further from truth!!! Sotomayor told it all while wearing a face shield and three masks over a Zoom call.
She said, "I read online that exposure to the Constitution causes 100.000 Americans to become white supremacists every day. These scientific facts have informed my decision to stay as far away as I can from that dangerous document."
So there you have it, folks. Sonia is FOLLOWING THE SCIENCE!!!
And we all know that those who do not follow the science are all racists.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/sotomayor-attends-supreme-court-oral-argument-remotely-to-protect-herself-from-exposure-to-constitution


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