McAuliffe Baffled By The Whys Of His Loss

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Defeated Ex-Gov. of Virginia who tried for a come back Terry McAuliffe said he's completely confused that telling parents that the state owns their children, that parents have no say in what their kids learn in school and that porno is good for innocent little minds didn't prove out to be all that electorally popular.
Speaking to his despondent People's Built Back Better Party, Comrade Terry said, "Vee der rightfully rulink elites haben been overthrown by deplorable racist white supremacists, who blow noses at our CRT teach-chinks dot black peoples are oppressed by white people born to tink dey are masters ob alles der colored races on der planet as~as~as we der People's Party shall some glorious day come to rule mit an iron fist! Alles dose PTA peon parents shall not get avay mit dis! Vee must hit back! Hit back to steal away alles children to rule dey minds forever!! Sieg heil! Sieg heil! Sieg heil! Bwahaha! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
At the end of this speech, men in white coats converged to escort the hysterically raving defeated once a governor to an undisclosed location.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/terry-mcauliffe-baffled-that-telling-parents-the-state-owns-their-children-wasnt-a-winning-strategy


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  • Posted by $ AJAshinoff 3 years, 1 month ago
    The only reason he lost is that neither he nor the Clinton are that useful to their masters anymore. Had he been needed there would have been a late night reversal. No one paid for the treason of last election and it looks like no one will, they certainly aren't worried.
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  • Posted by DrZarkov99 3 years, 1 month ago
    What I find interesting is that only Van Jones of the left wing of the party seems to grasp what this election means for the near term future of the party. All the talking heads and politicians who are even willing to talk about it seem convinced that if they just do a more convincing job of pushing the same agenda soundly rejected by Virginia voters things will come their way. Some of the MSM are trying to get their left wing brethren to wake up, but it seems they will be shouted down or told to shut up and keep pushing the same line of propaganda.

    What keeps coming up, uncomfortably, in my mind is what strategy the extremist wing of the Democrat party will employ to prevent defeat in 2022. The possibility that keeps popping up is a declaration of an "emergency" that they think will give them the excuse to delay the elections. It could be a new health emergency, based on the idea that some new variant of COVID, or even an entirely new virus, will constitute a danger to poll workers. It could also be a claim that domestic terrorists have threatened violence to prevent another "cooked" election. The domestic terrorists will of course be identified as fanatic Trump supporters. I sincerely hope I'm wrong about just how desperate the Democrats are, but with their dream of an unobstructed authoritarian regime tantalizingly within reach it seems all too possible.
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    • Posted by term2 3 years, 1 month ago
      Democrats ARE desperate and will try ANYTHING to stay in power. Their problem is that their ideology simply doesnt work in the real world. The more they are in power, the worse the results are. I think biden was in a sense a godsend for freedom loving people. Two years of his policies (or the people who manipulate him), and many people will just want to go away from those policies from a practical standpoint.
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      • Posted by DrZarkov99 3 years, 1 month ago
        I hope we do get the chance to reject everything they want, but I worry more every day they will decide to initiate a violent confrontation in their hunger to stay in power.
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        • Posted by $ 3 years, 1 month ago
          We've already learned how willing they are to rig national elections. Senile Candidate Joe even bragged about the election being the biggest fraud in American history.
          How'd Virginia slip past them and almost New Jersey? Maybe they just became to full of themselves. That now a lesson learned? Such possibilities are scary.
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          • Posted by LibertyBelle 3 years, 1 month ago
            Just how did New Jersey come out finally? I'm not sure I ever heard the final results.
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            • Posted by $ 3 years, 1 month ago
              The enemy of the people won a neck-to-neck race.
              It was all done by mail and an "overlooked" bin of ballots popped up at the lat minute, I understand.
              Yep. Um-hum. Say no more.
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              • Posted by Dobrien 3 years, 1 month ago
                Both States should do a forensic audit immediately. Full transparency is the only way forward.
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                • Posted by $ 3 years, 1 month ago
                  Me dino is thinking that heavy enough voting by outraged parents defeated a not heavy enough attempt at voter fraud in Virginia.
                  A forensic audit there may weed out some attempts at fraud and maybe even nail some fraudsters. That always a positive thing.
                  New Jersey won't do Schiff. Showing any transparency is not in the Marxist playbook used by the enemy of the people.
                  They're way more into Building Back Brandon.
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                  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 1 month ago
                    "Me dino is thinking that heavy enough voting by outraged parents defeated a not heavy enough attempt at voter fraud in Virginia." I really believe that, too, Dino! I believe that is how Trump won in 2016 and "they" fixed the fix in 2020 to get Sleepy Joe elected. Virginia will now be a special target for the Neo Communist fix machine.

                    The meme suggesting the people of Virginia won because the fake ballots printed in China were still stuck on a ship off the coast of Kalifornia may have a bearing on all this, too, LOL!
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  • Posted by ErikAZ 3 years, 1 month ago
    People are worried about the debt and the deficit. The endless handouts have people thinking. Things like the $300 a month per child handout cost a trillion dollars if it's ten years. I miss the surplus we had with the contract for America and Clinton. When the parties worked together and fixed problems. America is so divided now I feel like we are a downward empire. With 50% plus of people paying no federal taxes (and getting handouts) socialism is raising its head. Margaret Thatcher was right. Eventually you run out of other people's money.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 3 years, 1 month ago
    Typical elitist: they are baffled that people can't/don't appreciate their blinding brilliance! [/s]

    Reality is that people just don't want to climb in the hole they've dug for themselves right through the sewage pipe...
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  • Posted by $ Stormi 3 years, 1 month ago
    If he cared about his constituents, he would know how they feel, and try to serve them. Instead, he is more interested in Pelosi, Schumer and Biden agenda.
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