Dis Widdle Girl She See Food Come Outta Dirt

Posted by allosaur 5 years, 7 months ago to Humor

"It's so exciting! It so green! Lookit da collard greens! Me make smoothies! Food Come Outta Dirt! It's like magic! I am shook!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WOW! WOW! WOW!
Tink I go play big girl at da capitol now. Call Baar names."

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Posted by BCRinFremont 5 years, 7 months ago

Questions that have answers that are not moot...

Are the people who elected this stunted intellect really that dumb?

Is the college that granted her a degree still in business?

Can a culture where this person gains power survive?

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  Posted by Dobrien 5 years, 7 months ago
  
  Yes.
  Yes
  No
  
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    Posted by exceller 5 years, 7 months ago
    
    Love your style!
    
    One side note: the "college" Cortex received her "degree" from, Boston College, is a school you attend on the side. In other words, she did her study in the evenings/weekend. Nothing wrong with that, but as the college admittance scandals have shown recently, someone may have been doing her thesis. It is inconceivable that she "graduated" with distinction in economics but now demonstrating the ignorance of a 5 yo on the subject.
    
    And that is an insult to 5 yos, some of them being very bright.
    
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    Posted by allosaur 5 years, 7 months ago
    
    LOL! Me dino likes this answering multiple questions technique.
    May emulate it some day.
    
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Posted by Solver 5 years, 7 months ago

Graduating from a nearly clueless gardener to a nearly clueless Congress woman.

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  Posted by 25n56il4 5 years, 7 months ago
  
  You are too generous. I think she is very sincere. If she had a brain, she'd take it out and play with it!
  
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Posted by Dobrien 5 years, 7 months ago

Wait till she discovers hydroponics.

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  Posted by allosaur 5 years, 7 months ago
  
  Poor thing would be swatting her head with her dolly.
  
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    Posted by Suzanne43 5 years, 7 months ago
    
    I like remember the first time that I shelled peas. It was like an amazing experience. I like opened the pod, and like there were these sweet little green peas all in a row, and they were all like, GREEN. Wow, like this came from dirt. I was shook. Oh, I should mention that I was like six years old at the time.
    
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      Posted by allosaur 5 years, 7 months ago
      
      That's funny!
      
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        Posted by Suzanne43 5 years, 7 months ago
        
        Thanks! It really is a true story. This city girl was visiting her granny at the family farm. I was sitting on the porch with her when she asked me if I would like to shell some peas. I took a pod and opened it up, and said, "Oh, they are so cute." I remember my Grandmother laughing. It's a fond childhood memory.
        
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        Posted by allosaur 5 years, 7 months ago
        
        Me dino believed you from the start.
        
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        Posted by Suzanne43 5 years, 7 months ago
        
        Thank you! If you discount little white lies, I am a very truthful person.
        
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  Posted by exceller 5 years, 7 months ago
  
  LOL!
  
  That made me spill my coffee over my keyboard!
  
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Posted by Olduglycarl 5 years, 7 months ago

Water shot out of my nose too!

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Posted by 25n56il4 5 years, 7 months ago

I find this embarrassing. Her elevator may go up but it doesn't reach the penthouse.

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  Posted by gharkness 5 years, 7 months ago
  
  Hilarious. She has a penthouse up there? That would be hard to imagine!
  
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Posted by exceller 5 years, 7 months ago

Oh, Jeez!!!

Just when you thought she can't produce more inanity than she already has, she proves us wrong!

So plants are green!!! Eureka! Who wouda thought?

And they grow outta dirt!!! I am a genius to have discovered that!

You miserable mortals must admire my talent! And I give it to you free!

In closing, I assume the woman (or is she a leprechaun?) came up with this to sell her GND?

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  Posted by allosaur 5 years, 7 months ago
  
  My impression is that An Occasional Cortex is a juvenile space alien transformed into a human shape that still bears a resemblance to what once kinda looked like this~~
  https://www.google.com/search?q=prayi...
  
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    Posted by kddr22 5 years, 7 months ago
    
    if so where is the insecticide lol
    
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      Posted by allosaur 5 years, 7 months ago
      
      LOL!
      
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    Posted by exceller 5 years, 7 months ago
    
    LOL! That is why she loves greens...
    
    Isn't she lovely?
    
    She has a habit of devouring her partner while mating...
    
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      Posted by freedomforall 5 years, 7 months ago
      
      "Sterilize. Sterilize. Sterilize."
      - Nomad, STOS, September 29, 1967
      
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        Posted by H2ungar123 5 years, 7 months ago
        
        YES! YES! YES!
        
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        Posted by allosaur 5 years, 7 months ago
        
        LOL all the way through this string of four replies.
        
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        Posted by allosaur 5 years, 7 months ago
        
        LOL!
        
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        Posted by allosaur 5 years, 7 months ago
        
        LOL!
        
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      Posted by allosaur 5 years, 7 months ago
      
      LOL!
      
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Posted by 25n56il4 5 years, 7 months ago

To say I am speechless is an understatement. This child shouldn't be allowed to run around loose. She could be a danger to herself!

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  Posted by allosaur 5 years, 7 months ago
  
  She needs her mommy.
  
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    Posted by Suzanne43 5 years, 7 months ago
    
    But her mommy is too busy moving out of NYC.
    
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      Posted by allosaur 5 years, 7 months ago
      
      Fleeing to Florida to get out of paying her "fair share" of taxes as politicians like her daughter would tell her.
      
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        Posted by Suzanne43 5 years, 7 months ago
        
        Isn't that exactly what Socialists do. Their rules are for everyone else.
        
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        Posted by allosaur 5 years, 7 months ago
        
        An Occasional Cortex and "leaders" like her hope to rule everyone else for being among the more equal than others elite class.
        All in a sudden me dino again thinks of the only fat man I have ever seen in North Korea.
        As for "down the ladder" Venezuelan folks who originally voted for socialism, bet some now reside in Florida along with Cubans and AOC's mommy.
        
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  Posted by Steven-Wells 5 years, 7 months ago
  
  She shouldn't be allowed to touch anything pointier than a volleyball.
  
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Posted by Owlsrayne 5 years, 7 months ago

Please no more AOC! I can't stand this type of idiocy. All these freshmen congresspeople lack RAM/ROM. Someone must have programmed their hard drive with basic software. AI would be a better replacement!

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  Posted by allosaur 5 years, 7 months ago
  
  Me dino understands you revulsion, but I feel duty bound to reveal what kinda twit the renewed and
  regressed Democratic Socialist invaded Jackass Party allows to lead them around by the nose.
  https://www.google.com/search?q=democ...
  
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    Posted by Steven-Wells 5 years, 7 months ago
    
    Allosaur, if we're going to include suitable links, for your amusement, here's one to my original and lengthy Quora comment about Ms. Oreo-Kotex.
    https://www.quora.com/Why-is-there-so...
    
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      Posted by allosaur 5 years, 7 months ago
      
      Mention of Bolshevik Bernie's "eggbeater hairdo" had me busting out laughing.
      AOC starring in a sequel of The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button would give a progressive being called regressive here in The Gulch an extra zing kinda thing.
      Me dino would not have AOC regress into a baby, though, not when her looks remind me of~~~
      https://www.google.com/search?q=prayi...
      
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Posted by Howardsend2000 5 years, 7 months ago

Ms Cortez makes my brain hurt.

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  Posted by allosaur 5 years, 7 months ago
  
  And her space alien insectoid features makes me dino's eyes hurt as well as that.
  
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Posted by mminnick 5 years, 7 months ago

Did AOC go to any accredited school anywhere? It seems to me if she worked real hard and studied hard she might reach the level of my youngest grand child. He just urned 15 weeks today.
BTW - he plays a Kick Piano very well. Can almost recognize the song. :) But I'm a proud grandpa.

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Posted by Haroeris 5 years, 7 months ago

It is like the TV series BrainDead is really happening...If only their heads would really explode.

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