It's No Joke! Knife Control Comes To London!
You've all heard the What Next After Gun Control jokes.
Knives that stab people?
Cars that run over people?
Sticks that get up and bash people?
In London Muslim and black minorities are stabbing people and throwing acid bombs.
The solution?
Search white people and arrest them for carrying anything sharp. .
Guess it goes without saying that Brit crackers shouldn't pack acid bombs either.
Multiple choice question.
The above statements make allosaur~
A. ~a mouth full of contraband.
B. ~a racist.
C. ~not a lib.
Knives that stab people?
Cars that run over people?
Sticks that get up and bash people?
In London Muslim and black minorities are stabbing people and throwing acid bombs.
The solution?
Search white people and arrest them for carrying anything sharp. .
Guess it goes without saying that Brit crackers shouldn't pack acid bombs either.
Multiple choice question.
The above statements make allosaur~
A. ~a mouth full of contraband.
B. ~a racist.
C. ~not a lib.
In the 50s no one in my schools worried about small pen knives like the one I would use in study hall next to the guy with his brown paper bag with his whiskey bottle.
Heck, looking back, it was kinda Jurassic.
I suddenly recall a scene in a movie called Thinner when a young Gypsy woman shot a lead ball to make a hole through the protagonist's hand.
Hey, shooting lead balls. That's even better.
I've read that ancient slingers sometimes used lead balls instead of rounded river rocks way back when.
Lead balls. What does that remind me of?
Yes, the propulsion of lead balls.
Excuse me while me dino goes to go figure.
So on second thought, methinks the left would rather see kids just low tech throw rocks, since that would be more reminiscent of Antifa in riot mode. .
You can't fix stupid.
If they actually figure it out before it’s too late, they’ll survive.
At least I'd be saving lives.
defense. In fact, even though the right to bear arms is in the Constitution, the fact of having to quibble over whether it applies only to a militia or also to individuals just shows the flagrant disrespect shown nowadays to a * natural, inborn right of man*. If the right to self-defense
does not exist, how could any other rights exist in the first place?
But this attitude is not new. I have seen it
from long ago, even when I was a child. Adults
telling children not to fight back when somebody
else makes aggression against them, with the
hypocritical admonition to go to someone in authority instead, which authority, when appealed to, just spouts a lot of blather (another word would describe it better, but there are restrictions about what one is supposed to put on the Internet); this being applied to fists, etc., it is no surprise when it is applied to guns when the child becomes an adult.
Bravo! :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barWV...
I may want to use that in the future.
Let's see:
- machetes for debranching trees
- axes for splitting wood
- hammers for framing
- chisels for woodworking
- scythe for cutting weeds
- chainsaws
- picks for digging clay, etc
- field hockey stick for knocking ice off the bottom of my car
- utility knives
- metal pipes for projects
and the list goes on.
Sorry, I was channeling my "inner libtard", for a moment.
And it's funny that London's mayor (a Muslim) would find carrying knives inappropriate, considering the stereotypical image of a robed Arab with a scimitar on his hip...
I'm right up there with you in anti-PC, Allosaur.
If they make an exception for Sikhs, then dressing as a Sikh will become the new fashion of the jihadist.
The killer now sits in some prison with his life ruined~and woefully aware that he got back at the wrong religion.
Guess to some that would make me an Islamophobic racist.
Bon appetit!
“...crimes of denying climate change, adding too much salt and using the improper pronoun! How does the accused plea?”
http://www.climatedepot.com/2014/09/2...
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/...
During the Obamanation administration, a climate change denier was also a racist for going against anything that King Barry said. Just ask Jimmy Carter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zAFA...
This just goes to show you can say "what does anyone need with X," where X is almost anything.
In apparently unintentional irony, the OP commentary says don't focus on the weapons used; focus on the criminals' physical appearance and group identity. It's as if to illustrate we cannot be satisfied with crime people illegal but not zero; we have to find someone's rights to take away.
I have a 32-year-old son who carries a pocketknife all the time and he hasn't stabbed anyone yet.
Heck, he's even a 9mm concealed carry like age 71 me. So far we've never gotten around to shooting anyone either.
As if a kid can't get so mad at another kid that he'd grab oine of those.
Yes. Exactly. One way or the other, kids must learn not to throw rocks, bullets, knives, or fists at one another. There's no way make even violent impulses disappear by just banning everything.
Why focus on the cause of these increased pen stabbings? All we need to do is ask how can we all make all the ball point pens safer? And, how can we get white males to surrender all those unsafe ball point pens?
Pencils ,on the other hand, cannot be rendered safe. I was a recruit on Parris Island when an hand-to-hand combat trainer said, "You can kill a man with a pencil. How?"
One recruit: "Sir! You can stick him in the eye. Sir!"
Trainer: "Yes the eye leads straight to the brain. Anyone else?"
Another recruit: "Sir! You can stick him in the ear. Sir!"
Trainer: "Yes, the ear canal also leads to the brain. Anyone else?"
Yet another recruit: "Sir! You can stick him in the throat. Sir!"
Trainer: "Yes, and try to sever the carotid artery. Heck you can even shove it down his throat. The point I'm trying to make is that there's all kinds of objects~bla,bla, etc."
Remember when Heath Ledger's Joker made a pencil disappear? Grabbed a Gotham City hood by the head and slammed him face-down on a pencil balanced on it brand new eraser. Right through the old eye socket that pencil went to indeed disappear. Wow, what a magic act that was.
Maybe I should sit down and send a note right over to Mayor Kahn to advise him of the pencils not coming with a safety mechanism.
On the other hand, nah! My keyboard might try to hit me.
There is, shock horror, even a Philips head screw driver.
The blogger Andrew Bolt proposes a cause, if you read between the lines.
There are some hilarious and incisive comments.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/blogs/and...
Whoa! A new Hammer horror flick?
A Hammer with a hammer???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WO6_...
Some one recently said that the next to go will be all hands and feet...now how are ya gona eat your meat, so you can have your pudding???