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  • Posted by $ allosaur 6 years, 9 months ago
    Click onto any Gulcher's moniker and you'll find out.
    You may use mine if you like, since it's right in front of you.
    For that me dino charges a diplodocus burger with stegosaurus bacon happy meal and a medium-sized butterscotch shake.
    Yes, that's just a medium-sized shake. Why?
    For verily it shall never be said that me dino's demands can be unreasonable.
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    • Posted by Maritimus 6 years, 9 months ago
      Thank you. Mission accomplished!
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      • Posted by $ allosaur 6 years, 9 months ago
        Does other people helping you out mean I don't get to have my Happy Meal? Oh, well, that reminds me~
        Many years ago me dino was ordering over a McDonald's drive-thru intercom.
        Whenever the cashier spoke, I could in the backroom hear a little kid say things along the following lines, to wit~
        I WANNA HAPPY MEAL! WAAAH! WAAAH!
        I WANNA HAPPY MEAL! OH, BOO-HOO-HOO!
        SCREECH! I WANNA HAPPY MEAL! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
        I-WANNA-HAPPY- MEAL-I-WANNA-HAPPY-MEAL-I-WANNA-HAPPY-MEAL!
        WAAAAAAH! EEEE-YAAAAA! I WANNA HAPPY MEAL!
        Having overheard the noise you have read reported above, me dino realized why Happy Meals are called Happy Meals.
        No way a parent can possibly be happy at a McDonald's until he/she finally caves to shut the little brat up.
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        • Posted by Maritimus 6 years, 9 months ago
          Hello, All Sower,
          I think I thanked you somewhere else, but I am not sure. It shows up here.
          If you also expected a Happy Meal, I hate to disappoint you.
          For one, I have absolute zero skills in cooking and you would most likely get poisoned.
          For two, each one of us being an unprecedented and unrepeatable instance of homo sapiens,
          there is no way that I can possibly know what might be a Happy Meal according to your taste.
          Therefore I immediately give up any efforts to provide you with the above mentioned (too many times) and by now proverbial Happy Meal.
          I hope this answer makes you happy. If not, find an exceptionally sexy partner.
          Best wishes.
          Maritimus
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  • Posted by awebb 6 years, 9 months ago
    Hey, Maritimus - there are a couple of different ways to do this.

    Option 1:

    1. Click on the Gulcher's username. This will take you to their profile page where you can see some basic stats about the user (ex. total points, location) as well as posts they've submitted.

    2. Click the pencil icon with the word "message" next to it. This is right under their profile picture (left-hand corner).

    3. Write your message and click "Send Message."

    Option 2:

    1. Click the drop down arrow next to the blue "Start Discussion" button in the upper right-hand corner.

    2. Choose "Start Private Discussion."

    3. In the "To" field enter the Gulcher's username.

    4. Write your message and click "Send Message."

    Hope that helps!
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