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Sadly, no lectern...

Where is flanap when we need someone to puke all over this guy's iPhone? hee her

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Posted by kathywiso 11 years, 10 months ago

It's Sunday, flanap's probably in church, and contemplating what to do with all his free time...

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  Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
  
  Lol Poor flanap.... too bad he missed the lectern talk.
  
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    Posted by kathywiso 11 years, 10 months ago
    
    That would've made him have to go to confession..
    
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  Posted by khalling 11 years, 10 months ago
  
  pulled? cocked? which is it?
  
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    Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
    
    I'll give you a point for that one! Thievery aside.
    
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Posted by jmlesniewski 11 years, 10 months ago

The only good use of catfishing ever.

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Posted by fivedollargold 11 years, 10 months ago

Maybe the 20 bucks is for the wine. At any rate, this guy has Gulch potential. Anyone have an extra copy of A.S. to send him?

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Posted by khalling 11 years, 10 months ago

If the date is guy guy, even though one guy tricked the other guy into believing he was a girl, but they have consensual sex anyway, who pays for the date?

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  Posted by WWJGD 11 years, 10 months ago
  
  Inquiring minds want to know...
  
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Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago

What was the 20 dollar bill for????

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  Posted by khalling 11 years, 10 months ago
  
  I think you have to pay for the date, which is why it's" illicit"
  seems kinda cheap though. I'd charge way more
  
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    Posted by WWJGD 11 years, 10 months ago
    
    Payable in Gold, of course...
    
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      Posted by khalling 11 years, 10 months ago
      
      currently silver
      
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    Posted by WWJGD 11 years, 10 months ago
    
    You would? How much?
    
    Oh, wait, there are some things I just do NOT want to know...
    
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      Posted by khalling 11 years, 10 months ago
      
      9 points
      
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        lol
        
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      Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
      
      Do you realize your screen name, when pronounced, sounds like "Widgid"?... (whichs morphs into "Widget" really fast).
      
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        Posted by WWJGD 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        hmmm... not sure how that helps anyone, but what the hell...
        
        You do realize it's a takeoff on the "What Would Jesus Do" meme, right?
        
        Oh, no, I probably made flanap puke on his pore lil' iPad again!
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        she get it. the fact that you thought you needed to explain it means you should sign up under another name or delete that part of the comment at the very least and I'm thinking of taking away a point for it-but I am interested in this flanap puking on his ipad AGAIN. did this actually happen?
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        Thank you kh :) I will give you a point. And who said I was "trying to help anyone"????? It was an observation only. He must think me a tard... Widget that he is.. :)
        
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        Posted by WWJGD 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        Nope. Just makin' sure.
        
        Still not sure just what the big deal is of being a widget... Some widgets are really cool, and sexy, such as the ones in Linux. But then others are dull and boring, such as the ones that come with Windoze, or Solaris.
        
        So I guess it would depend on just which widget set I'm from!
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        Would you stop editing your posts after I've replied to them? It's annoying.
        
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        Posted by WWJGD 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        Yeah, it's even annoying to ME when I do it!
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        Not a big deal. It's innocuous. Just sounds funny.. The action, I mean, NOT the person... I mean...no wait... the person not the ...oh..um.... I don't know... It's just sounds FUNNY. In a fun way....not an insensitive way. Oh God! Where's the lectern??
        
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    Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
    
    "I'd charge way more"... HEE HER!!!
    
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    Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
    
    But he (she) wouldn't have been the payer...oh heck, what do I know about these things?? Regardless..why bring money to get your phone back? (Or a hammer lol)
    
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  Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 10 months ago
  
  A tip?
  
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    Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
    
    I think the hammer took care of that part. (Not the pulled one, the cocked one.)
    
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  Posted by kathywiso 11 years, 10 months ago
  
  Yeah, I didn't get that either... a bribe for what, maybe to get him to come in so he could hit him with the hammer?
  
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    Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
    
    Bribe schmribe...hit him with a hammer.
    
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  Posted by WWJGD 11 years, 10 months ago
  
  Yeah, I'm wondering too. C'mon, Fox, inquiring minds want to know!
  
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    Posted by khalling 11 years, 10 months ago
    
    we should all be writers for a late night Objectivism comedy show-because I'm not sure any of us are good looking enough to be in front of the camera. All we know for certain, is that DK is "not too ugly"
    
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      Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
      
      That still makes me laugh!
      
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        Posted by WWJGD 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        Is that what too much "pounding the lectern" does to you? (Makes you need glasses... you know...)
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        This comment can be a crossover for artificial insemination, too! Double your points in one go!
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        there is alot of crossover in these articles we're posting
        
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        Posted by kathywiso 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        You get a point for that.
        
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Posted by khalling 11 years, 10 months ago

1) did the thief leave the wine
2)what brand hammer was it? kathywiso may want to know

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  Posted by kathywiso 11 years, 10 months ago
  
  and what brand wine??
  
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    Posted by khalling 11 years, 10 months ago
    
    you get a point for that
    
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    Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
    
    Strawberry Hill (Boonesfarm)
    
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      Posted by kathywiso 11 years, 10 months ago
      
      They do not have that wine out there too do they.? .LOL !! Why I can't drink wine to this day.. drank that in High School and got so sick, I still can't smell wine....
      
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        It's BIG in Michigan....when we moved out here 20 years ago, there was no Boonesfarm here...but about 5 years ago it showed up. My sister saw it when she was here visiting. Now, whenever she's here we have to have some. For old times sake. (You can take the girls out of MI...but ya can't....)
        
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      Posted by khalling 11 years, 10 months ago
      
      you lose a point for that
      
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        Posted by kathywiso 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        hee her
        
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Posted by WWJGD 11 years, 10 months ago

DAMN autocorrect! That is supposed to be "hee hee"

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  Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
  
  Hee Her!
  
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    Posted by khalling 11 years, 10 months ago
    
    yea, I liked it as it was too
    
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      Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 10 months ago
      
      Ya, me too! I can just picture big ol' buck teeth!
      
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        Like a donkey! Hee Her~
        
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        Posted by WWJGD 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        I think you mean "Hee Haw"
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        No I don't. It's a silly donkey. Related to Bill Engvall.
        
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      Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
      
      I'd give you a point for that, but since you're a point thief now I reconsidered.
      
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        well, you should not have brought Boone's Farm into the Gulch. now that it's here, it might not know when its overstayed its welcome
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        Boones Farm CAN'T overstay it's welcome lol
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 10 months ago
        
        That's right, because the stomach can only stomach it for a brief stay...
        
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