I love dumb criminal stories. I was with a friend of mine going to lunch in his brand new Lincoln. When we got to the parking lot after lunch the car was missing. A call to 911 brought the police (he was a well known rich guy) while he was making out the report, A police cruiser pulled up followed by his car. Turns out the idiot who stole it went to a nearby pool hall. When he stepped out of the hall the car was missing. He reported it to the police who found some teens joy riding in it. How it happened is easily explainable. The car was in a downtown parking lot in Detroit. The attendant asked him to leave the keys.
Think, "Minority Report".
Like the ones who get busted only because they were pulled over for speeding!!!