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Vote for Hillary
Isn’t it wonderful? After the November election, even more grasshoppers will get to dance, procreate and smoke dope. Imagine the fulfillment the hardy, brainy and objective ant will surely realize from experiencing the joy, the unselfish pleasure, of being of enduring service to these burgeoning worthies. “Why should these, the chronically needy, or anyone else disposed to do nothing but have fun be obliged to work?” the unselfish ant must ask himself.
Should there be any question in anyone’s mind as for whom to vote, dispense with your doubts right now. Hillary Clinton will ensure that the status quo will change heavily in favor of the needy. Shame on those who would impugn them and their stalwart championess. Remember, Hillary needs them to vote for her as much as they need her to sustain their carefree lifestyle. And also remember, as Uncle Ellsworth told Peter in so many words, “kindness is more important than achievement.” Yes, kindness.
“Everyone get out and vote,” our illustrious politicians commendably admonish.
Bring them all in Hillary and her many admirers say. 500-fold. Come from Mexico and Syria. Come from Guatemala and Honduras. Who am I, who are you, to begrudge a helping hand to our beloved fellow man reaching out for sustenance and free college?
Just think! With expanded voter rolls once Hillary takes office, we’ll never again have to worry about the selfish taking medicine, food stamps and free college away from the true lights of the world— free college that all of the blessed beggars under the sun may study world politics and dance happily from now until the end of time. And while beaming approvingly at their delightful antics, we can then proceed to become more objective. Registrada democrata now and forever.
Like Boxer the horse in Animal Farm, we must work harder to make sure this happens.
Quit your waffling. Vote for Hillary Clinton. Don’t waste your vote on Donald Trump or Gary Johnson.
EMT the 2nd
Isn’t it wonderful? After the November election, even more grasshoppers will get to dance, procreate and smoke dope. Imagine the fulfillment the hardy, brainy and objective ant will surely realize from experiencing the joy, the unselfish pleasure, of being of enduring service to these burgeoning worthies. “Why should these, the chronically needy, or anyone else disposed to do nothing but have fun be obliged to work?” the unselfish ant must ask himself.
Should there be any question in anyone’s mind as for whom to vote, dispense with your doubts right now. Hillary Clinton will ensure that the status quo will change heavily in favor of the needy. Shame on those who would impugn them and their stalwart championess. Remember, Hillary needs them to vote for her as much as they need her to sustain their carefree lifestyle. And also remember, as Uncle Ellsworth told Peter in so many words, “kindness is more important than achievement.” Yes, kindness.
“Everyone get out and vote,” our illustrious politicians commendably admonish.
Bring them all in Hillary and her many admirers say. 500-fold. Come from Mexico and Syria. Come from Guatemala and Honduras. Who am I, who are you, to begrudge a helping hand to our beloved fellow man reaching out for sustenance and free college?
Just think! With expanded voter rolls once Hillary takes office, we’ll never again have to worry about the selfish taking medicine, food stamps and free college away from the true lights of the world— free college that all of the blessed beggars under the sun may study world politics and dance happily from now until the end of time. And while beaming approvingly at their delightful antics, we can then proceed to become more objective. Registrada democrata now and forever.
Like Boxer the horse in Animal Farm, we must work harder to make sure this happens.
Quit your waffling. Vote for Hillary Clinton. Don’t waste your vote on Donald Trump or Gary Johnson.
EMT the 2nd
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