Franchise freedom is lip service. It means placing one's "theoretical values" above his real values.

Ever decided to go to a chain restaurant in another locale? Depending on the quality control of the chain, you could receive a better or worse product, better or worse service.

The United States' latest generation knows little to nothing of its history. It is more concerned with reducing first amendment rights than to understand the historical context of the bill of rights in its original intent.

The left bombards us with issue identity politics. And we have taught it well. The Republicans and right have acquiesced to see their issue politics successfully replaced with identity politics in our time.

Those who would criticize the Wal-Marts and McDonald's of the world may also find themselves shopping for the identities found in firm tofu, kalamata olives, or organic cane sugar at the Whole Foods. The issue of price becomes the issue of need. The issue of quality becomes the issue of authenticity. What's your authentic need?

A franchise is defined as the right to use a business model for a specific period of time. The American model has been upgraded, downgraded, revised, and returned. Are we past due on our franchise royalties? Yes. By about $14 trillion.

I watched a video recently which claimed that more Americans are favorable of socialism than capitalism. I can't say the fireworks look the same way as they did when I was a kid.

We've all been to those poor franchises where the bathroom is filled with damp stench, where the depressive mindless automatons ask for an order as if it was one less order to fill later. We've all seen people treat each other like so much dirt. And we grow to accept them like the roaches and rats in the Taco Bell. The "US Empire" as the socialist propaganda video says, is wavering. In that they are correct. But they can't name its source and they haven't had a chance to look in the mirror. So, let's keep spending our cash on our identities folks. Whatever those are.

Franchise freedom is full of opportunities if you want to share ownership in it. Franchise freedom is a wonderful asset to the community, because it delivers a return on its investment. You are its investment. Hasn't it spent its cash well?

The Democratic Party is the ultimate Franchise Freedom. You will be able to try on your new one-size-fits-all identity suit this fall. I heard the Trumpublicans are trying to franchise their blonde "freedom toupee" to all those who suffer the possible loss of hair worrying about issues that don't matter to over half of the United States.