25 bike cops catch pair having sex in park

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I wonder why the police don't think prostitution is involved???

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Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago

I would think some pretty thick beer goggles would be a necessity, uuuughghghghghgh!!!!!!!!
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  Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  Horse blinders! Cowboy UP!
  
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    Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    omg NO! not THAT carrot!
    
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      Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      LOL
      
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    Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    Nice chaps!
    
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  Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  I'm glad you said it! Scary! I'm sorry there just isn't enough viagra... :)
  
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    Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    Lol, at first glance I thought you wrote, "..there just isn't enough vodka"! Ummm, that, too... ;-p
    
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      Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      Absotutely. I'm not as think as you drunk I am... :) hiccup.. scuse me... :)
      
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  Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  that is why she was facing the other way
  
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    Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    And the view got better????
    
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      Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      Ripple, whoomp!
      
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      Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      girls would have a different perspective....mostly
      
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        I was referring to HIS view.
        
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  Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  ouch!
  
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  Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  I think HE was the prostitute. Made bank no doubt.
  
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    Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    this was for free. I'm willing to wager on it
    
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      Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      well, maybe not "free." she took the time to fill out the food stamp paperwork
      
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        maybe that was the value for value exchange.... food stamps for doggy park bench sex... What am I saying?? The "value" of this "exchange" is pretty lost....lost with their own.
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        consensual adults and all that...
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Scary that two people would consent....to THAT. There's drugs involved in this somewhere. Or mental illness.....or a triple layer cake....SOMEthing!
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        SNAP!
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Yeah...or a SNAP card on the line.
        
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Posted by UncommonSense 11 years, 6 months ago

Ha ha. Too funny: 'OMG, I must have you, right here, right NOW.' Tequila does weird things to people.

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  Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  But really, who had to have whom??? They really really must have had some itch!
  
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  Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  One Tequila, two Tequila, Three Tequila floor... Or in this case park bench!
  
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  Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  you had me at 1st base
  
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    Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    Show me the.....! Money?
    
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Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago

Moving right along... Yikes! Get a room! LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz1ex78Qe...

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  Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  Here's one that popped unbidden into my head, lol
  http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=2Ws0Vfqkh...
  
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  Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  When we were kids my Mom used to sing that song and we'd be like..."Ugh Mom! Do you even know what your singing??" (I don't think she did.)
  
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    Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    what a baby girl you are! I had an orange teeshirt with "afternoon delight" on it. it was cock!
    
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      Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      It was??
      
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  Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  They can't afford a room... I think congress should act quickly... design a new law for public funded park screw rooms... It's not THEIR fault they can't afford a private room, instantaneously, on the spot... have some compassion man. Any port/park in a storm.
  
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    Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    Uh... NO! Can you imagine the little nursery full of their offspring provided next? Beautiful stainless steel units without character, cold and sterile, designed for easy cleaning... Sounds like a description in a dystopian novel... Creepy...
    
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      Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      Makes one ask, "What next?"
      
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        No it doesn't!!!
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        It's over when the fat lady sings
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxsKkTFDK...
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        lol... and...luckily the cops (all 25 of 'em) rolled up and foiled the finale.
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Gigantopithecus interruptus.
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        omg. you did not ....say...that...yes you did
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        I'm laughing my head off!! Snort, hahahahahaha!!!!
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        LOL
        
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    Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    I thought those were public restrooms
    
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      Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      They couldn't agree on which one to use...the men's or the women's....so the bench made perfect sense.
      
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  Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  lol. funny, I used to like that song-I guess I never saw the lawrence welk performance! these people look like they only sip sweet tea in the afternoon!
  
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    Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    I remember the 70's fashions... Check out the guy's collars... Imagine how much more racy a video would be for such a song today. The mores have changed and now we witness animal sex in the park... and it isn't the birds and the bees... :)
    
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      Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      you think parks have been sex-free until recently? lol
      
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        The squirrels will tell you otherwise, lol
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Oh no! I just think I have been lucky enough to not have witnessed such a brazen display as was described. Also I do believe the frequency of such behavior has increased and the participants are less inhibited. At least in my day people tried to be a bit more discreet. Well, maybe I have been sheltered... Midwestern values... Who knows. Just lucky I guess... :)
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        I agree with the daytime brazenness in such a public place. I would agree that it seems systemic. I wonder if the unemployment rate plays a role. I mean, you're not working, the excitement in your life has to be pretty low. I always think that about youth populations with a high unemployment rate in urban areas. I'm with pirate though. 25 cops on bicycles, receiving training, apparently ALL needed for the impromptu arrest. We have overkill, just bicycles and cops seems sort of funny to me. you'd need circus training-how to jump off your bike and pull a firearm without injuring bystanders 101.
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        My goodness, I have seen some things; believe me; especially at concerts where people were incredibly intoxicated, but not in a family park where children could happen by at any moment. I’m sure it has happened, but these people were asking to be caught. It could be worse… better than witnessing violence...
        They’re green cops. Can you imagine the green criminals…souping up there bicycles… not wearing their helmets and knee pads… taunting the slower green cops on their faster machines? :)
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        quite visual. they got an eyeful
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Why would jumping off your bike while pulling your firearm injure bystanders?
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        I do not have stats. I am thinking along these lines. a cop on a bike is usually because he/she can go where a car cannot. say sidewalks, pedestrian only locations. once engaged in stopping a crime or chasing a suspect, the biking cop would pick up speed. I don't even know if biking cops carry firearms, but I guess if they did, they'd get off the bike to draw one. a bike traveling in pursuit maybe up to 15 mph, then brake slam, jump off, pull, aim, fire. due to inertia, the bike will continue moving after one leaves it. the cop at this point is focused on continuing chase on foot or pulling a firearm. my point is the bike could smack someone. I like cops on horses. more civilized ;)
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Except the horses are used in crowd control, and will bite, push, step on those causing a fracas. A hoof hurts more than tire tread. Stomp! Neigh!
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        I want stats.
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        a quick search-turns out bicycle cops are the injured party in accidents.
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Hmmm fascinating. lol
        
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Posted by Rocky_Road 11 years, 6 months ago

Slow news day???

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  Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  or just absurd. 25 bicycle cops and a couple copulating? this would be unbelievable in a novel.
  
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Posted by lukenbocker 11 years, 6 months ago

I though it could be that they were found at 4 PM. But maybe you're right, the picture could have something to do with it.

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Posted by rockymountainpirate 11 years, 6 months ago

The most shocking part to me is that the cops have to be certified to ride a bicycle. Don't most 6 year olds know how?

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  Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
  
  ok, pirate what's your answer to the question?
  
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    Posted by rockymountainpirate 11 years, 6 months ago
    
    The answer is: by the age of 6 kids don't even need training wheels. Cops on the other hand apparently do.
    
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      Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      no, I mean the author of the article's question at the end? lol
      
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        Posted by rockymountainpirate 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Oh. OK. I'd think a hooker has a better place to go than a park bench. The mug shots might tell a tale too.
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        lol. I'm not "sold" on the prostitution angle. I do buy exhibitionism though.
        my answer: cemetery.
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Kinky... Snap!
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        SNAP!
        
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        Posted by lukenbocker 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Ya, cemetery, and at night. Maybe a Wal-Mart bag or two would have helped too.
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        no, daylight. no walmart bags either, just irreverence ;)
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        Over their heads?
        
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        Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        That's exactly my thinking, paper bags. Can you imagine their sex faces?!?!
        
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        Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        I'm trying hard not to.
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        what about you?
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        My husband and I walked around a graveyard on our first date...does that count?
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        no.
        
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        Posted by LetsShrug 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        How can I compete with grave yards and golf courses?
        
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        Posted by khalling 11 years, 6 months ago
        
        lol.
        
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      Posted by Non_mooching_artist 11 years, 6 months ago
      
      Hahaha, I think LS is fishing for a different bite...
      
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