Clintonium(II):

The Galt School of Chemical Research at Patrick Henry University has announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element, formerly thought to be a radical isotope of Pelosium (Pu), and found to be closely related to Obamium (Oo) , has been named Clintonium(II). Exuding very little light, it appears to be unusually influenced by gravitational forces, and is attracted to the metals Gold, Silver, Platinum, and Palladium held by free elements..

Clintonium (II) has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. This dense element also distorts the perception via the Dopeler Effect... Clintonium (II) only exists when it remains bonded via negative energy to black holes, and can only be destroyed when bombarded with votrinos, with which it tries to unsuccessfully form non-revealent bonds.

Clintonium(II)’s mass actually increases as it ages, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Clintonium-Obamacide molecule, until it forms a critical mess and leads to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of votrino inactivity coupled with moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Clintonium(II) is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Clintonium(II) activates Propogandium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Clintonium(II).

While it tries (unsuccessfully) to bond to votrinos and free radicals, it is slightly repelled by the elements Sandersium due to its overwhelming radical influences, and violently repelled by the many different isotopes of Donaldium and the prevalent compounds it forms (known as the greater Americanium ring), and anything that has a Trivalent bond to Libertium or, especially, Reaganium (an element with a distinctly anti-red color, characteristically used to dissolve iron curtains, and dissipating compounds formed by combining Socialisum and Communisium).

The Galt Gulch Hazardous Materials Manufacturing and Disposal consortium has determined there is absolutely no use for Clintonium(II), that it not only is a hazardous waste but produces additional wastes as it's primary property, and should be approached with extreme caution (including sufficient barriers to prevent any potential contamination) and removed to a permanent dangerous materials repository with great haste.