Meet Shane: The Single Greatest Walmart Employee Of All Time.

Posted by sdesapio 9 years, 1 month ago to Humor

Some Friday fun. :)

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Posted by Olduglycarl 9 years, 1 month ago

I wonder if that is the same 'Shane' that worked for me many years ago. He was always the main subject of what not to do in my daily voice messages to my team.
SHANE! became the new, "A.L.V.I.N!!!" in our own chipmunk world.

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Posted by jlc 9 years, 1 month ago

Swinecraft: Ham sold as a building material.

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Gasp!

Jan

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Posted by TomB666 9 years, 1 month ago

Thank you

LOL

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Posted by johnpe1 9 years, 1 month ago

Shane must be a Mensa missionary in disguise -- how many
frogs can dance on a lily pad? . depends on the LP. -- j
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  Posted by MichaelAarethun 9 years, 1 month ago
  
  33 or 78?
  
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    Posted by johnpe1 9 years, 1 month ago
    
    maybe 16 and 2/3 ??? -- j
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      Posted by MichaelAarethun 9 years, 1 month ago
      
      I don't think they made LPs in that speed but it could have been one of the original cylinders
      
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        Posted by johnpe1 9 years, 1 month ago
        
        check out the history at this site -- yes,, there were 16 rpm
        LPs many years ago. . I have a Silvertone Hi-Fi downstairs
        which will play them!!! -- j
        
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        Posted by MichaelAarethun 9 years ago
        
        I knew I wasn't going to get away with that!!!! DRAT!!! First my favorite rats and onions line now this. Might as well go back to clean bar jokes.
        
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        Posted by johnpe1 9 years ago
        
        clean bar jokes? . like, did you hear the one about the two
        drunks who both wanted to clean the bar? . or the two lawyers? -- j
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        Posted by MichaelAarethun 9 years ago
        
        No I was thinking about the geek programmer and the blonde. She caught him looking and drooling and he was embarrassed. She said, "I think that's complimentary so for that and $100 I'll do anything you ask for in three words."
        Pause....
        "Paint My House?"
        
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        Posted by johnpe1 9 years ago
        
        haaaarDeHaaar!!! . and what was the rats and onions line? -- j
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        Posted by MichaelAarethun 9 years ago
        
        What Sergeants used to say when encouraging troops which would leave them "crying like a rat eating onions." Turns out thanks to Jan scientific test proved the real deal rats are not affected by onions. However the human kind .....depends on the onion. Walla Walla Sweets you can eat like candy. Same thing back east by Europe somewhere - maybe Georgia they have a different name.
        
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        Posted by johnpe1 9 years ago
        
        my rats eat warfarin, bleed internally and die. -- j
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        Posted by MichaelAarethun 9 years ago
        
        Well then we change the expression to Let Them Eat Warfarin and vote None Of the Above. It's either that or Michelle Antoinette's ethanol.
        
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Posted by MichaelAarethun 9 years, 1 month ago

Sounds like a relative of Frederick 'Froggy' T. Gremlin III or a retirement job.

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Posted by RevJay4 9 years, 1 month ago

More "Shane" employees are needed at WalMart. To lighten the mood, as long as they do their job as well as entertain.

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