Robin Williams Made This Speech In New York

Posted by rustylypps 10 years, 10 months ago to Philosophy
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ROBIN WILLLIANS MADE THIS SPEECH IN NEW YORK .

The Plan!

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan":

1) 'The US, UK , CANADA and AUSTRALIA will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US, UK , CANADA and AUSTRALIA will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.



7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)



If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere..' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army.. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE. Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '

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  • Posted by $ Mimi 10 years, 10 months ago
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    • Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 10 months ago
      Thanks. Saved me from looking this up on snopes.
      I was suspicious just reading through this. RW is quite liberal and most of these statements are not in line with his beliefs.
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      • Posted by $ Mimi 10 years, 10 months ago
        It happens. I once posted something similar, a very funny letter; (type John Cleese in the search box)
        I later found out that John Cleese didn’t write it. I didn’t have the heart to tell anyone at the time it was a fake. It was extremely funny and it sounded just like something John Cleese would write. We really enjoyed it. Read it. I think the thread was called “John Cleese on the International response to Syria”

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      • Posted by 10 years, 10 months ago
        Who in the world to you Robin Willians is Liberal? He is anything but. All of these statements line up with his own views of our policys. Snoops, which I do use, sometime, does get it wrong.
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        • Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 10 months ago
          From just one reference: All jokes aside–politics

          Williams is a staunch supporter of the Democratic Party and perhaps one of the most liberal actors in Hollywood–which is saying a lot.
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