Post Turtle

Posted by rustylypps 10 years, 10 months ago to Philosophy
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''.. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked
him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle
balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain:

• You know he didn't get up there by himself,
• He doesn't belong up there,
• He doesn't know what to do while he's up there,
• He's elevated beyond his ability to function,
You just wonder what kind of dumb #$%$ put him up there to begin with


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  • Posted by Hiraghm 10 years, 10 months ago
    Until reading this, it never occurred to me that in this universe there were vile human-shaped animals who, for nothing but the sheer pleasure in knowing they brought another creature grief, would put a tortoise on a fence post.
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  • Posted by $ Stormi 10 years, 10 months ago
    I've heard this one before. One wonders if we are the turtle, we didn't elect the jerk, but we did not stop it either. We know he is not qualified, is self-absorbed, is of minimal intelligence, and clings to a lot of bad friends (puppet masters). We also know that every modern president has been approved by and controlled by the Council on Foreign Relations, who do call the shots. We are not spreading the word well enough. Hillary will be next, she of the convenient suicide group.
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  • Posted by Animal 10 years, 10 months ago
    You forgot the final line, which is "...and it's only a matter of time until someone comes along and knocks his dumb ass off."
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