Whatever happened to, "Hey I have some apples. Would you like to buy them?"
Whatever happened to,
"Hey I have some apples. Would you like to buy them?"
"Yes! Thank you!"
That's as complicated as it should be to open a business in this country.
- Ron Swanson
"Hey I have some apples. Would you like to buy them?"
"Yes! Thank you!"
That's as complicated as it should be to open a business in this country.
- Ron Swanson
SOURCE URL: http://i.imgur.com/V659cro.jpg
"Well people have to eat, and apples are food, and someone has to provide them.
But how dare you try to exploit that situation by trying to make a buck producing apples. If people need apples, they should be Free!
And just what are you putting on those apples anyway? Nothing? Are you trying to trick people into eating worms? Thank Goodness for the FDA!
Oh you spray your apples? What are you trying to do, poison people with your insecticides? Thank Goodness for the EPA!
Don't forget about those people who are allergic to apples, how do you think they feel about you producing this toxic product? We need the government to make you put warning labels on these foul fruits of your labor!
Just because some degenerates want to eat your apples, we have to tolerate this illicit trade. SO, we might as well tax it! Let's see, we can tax your equipment as property tax, your wages as income tax, your profits as a business tax, and of course, we have to tax the apples themselves with a sales tax!
And don't think you can sell those little red menaces across state lines buddy!
We will tax the trucks that carry them, and the tires they roll on. Who are you to wear out our public roads hauling your little packages of death all over the place?
If you were civic minded and had any public spirit, you would just give up the stupid idea of producing apples and live off government subsidies like normal people. Oh but not you, you are a selfish, greedy, heartless clod. What makes you think you are better than everyone else? Gee Brother, get with the program!
There ought to be a law! There ought to be more laws, and more taxes! The president should get out his phone and his pen and shut down the greedy apple growers and make them conform! Throw them in prison if you have to and..."
Sorry, I just finished re-reading Atlas Shrugged, the looter arguments are still ringing in my ears.
EDIT: correcting a typo
Question; How many apples did the vendor start with if he never had to cut an apple in half? And would someone that is not an objectivist even understand the problem?
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But then I looked at the third customer and it's obvious that there was a single apple left, from there working backward was easy.
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A: The 60 minutes Alar scare.
"Apples for sale Apple for--oh, crap!
Here comes the king's men. Hide the good stuff!"
street vendor before, though I did not own my own
cart.