On The lighter side we have!
Posted by rustylypps 10 years, 10 months ago to The Gulch: General
This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.
The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he
has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles
of wine at the reception and a quite few glasses of single malt there after.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going
to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with humor: No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my
wife is driving... on the other side???
The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he
has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles
of wine at the reception and a quite few glasses of single malt there after.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going
to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with humor: No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my
wife is driving... on the other side???
It must happen a lot with English/British made cars that have not been converted to American road configuration.
Two Irishmen were headed home from a bar when a guarda pulled them over. One turned to the other and said "Shh let me do the talking" ,whereupon he quickly pealed the label off a Bushmill's bottle and slapped on his friend's forehead.
"So have you two gents been drinking?" asked the officer.
"Oh no, constable, we're on the way home from an AA meeting. See me friend here's on the patch."