GOP Presidential Poll
Posted by deleted 9 years, 9 months ago to Politics
This is a Republican poll. I will also post a Democrat one shortly.
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Come on 5$gold. Don't be controlled by the State Party. Put up a Presidential Poll of candidates that matter: the ones not controlled by the State.
Don't W A S T E your Vote on these looter puppets.
I think the top 3 candidates would be...
Secession
Emigration
Revolution
And one must choose a top three? At the absolute most, there are only two candidates that I would even consider voting for.
"Herbert Hoover."
"But Arthur Herbert Hoover is dead!"
"I know he can't hurt anyone."
The sentiment was repeated once every four years and never grew old. Only more applicable.
I tried to think of a suitable name for the Democratic Poll. Again. Can't be done. I learned to rely on Treacher and Griffin. They did that skit every four years. The name never changed - nor the reasoning.
"I'm voting for none of the above."
"There are no names above."
"Wow! That really works!"
(His new contract probably stipulates no more presidential runs during the course of employment...)
Or here is the direct link to the results, which might or might not work from your IE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1qlexCwoK0xZWvMRk7CCGTWBo2mYzSKA1_99uu2S23PM/viewanalytics?usp=form_confirm