Woody Allen One-Liner - Galt's Gulch

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Woody Allen One-Liner

Posted by Ranter 9 years, 7 months ago to Humor

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'Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.'

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Posted by Ranter 9 years, 7 months ago

'To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the loyal opposition'. --Woody Allen

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Posted by Ranter 9 years, 7 months ago

'The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.' --Woody Allen

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