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Free Markets and Morel Mushrooms

Posted by Eudaimonia 9 years, 8 months ago to Economics
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I kind of like mushrooms.
It's a curiosity thing.
Sure, I like to eat them, but I'm more fascinated with them as a kind of rare thing that grows.

I've foraged for them and have found (and eaten) a few giant puffballs.

But, I have had zero - *zero* - success finding the elusive Morel, the grand daddy of gourmet edible mushrooms.
The "ha-ha, only serious" joke about my Morel foraging is, "Well, I found a lot of ticks."

Morels are not just elusive, but they are nearly impossible to cultivate.
It can be done, but it's tricky and not cost-effective.

The upshot of this is fresh Morels are seasonal (April - May) and almost exclusively harvested wild.
There is little to no concern about eating them, their only poisonous "look-alike" looks absolutely nothing like a Morel - a Morel is a Morel.
A further consequence is, that if you *do* find fresh, wild Morels for sale, expect to pay about $60.00 a pound.

So imagine my surprise when, last week, in a Whole Foods Supermarket, I saw fresh, wild Morels for sale (at $60,00 a pound).

The price put me off and I was about to move on, when another customer - one who knew what these rare things were - just about leaped in front of me, grabbed a handful, and stuck them in a produce bag.

I commented to him, "$60.00 a pound."
He replied, "Yeah, but they're so light, that what I have here [enough for a skillet full of eggs for two] will probably cost about $3.00"

The obviousness of this struck me with a giant, "DUH!", and I too grabbed a handful and stuck them in a bag.
The price, about $2.50.

This morning, my wife and I had eggs with fresh, wild Morel mushrooms - one of the rarest and most sought after gourmet mushrooms in the world - for the cost of the eggs, bacon, gas, and $2.50.

The Moral of The Morel: Free Markets *work*.


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  • Posted by khalling 9 years, 8 months ago
    Ok. rush back and omg buy more. alot more. they dry excellently. then you freeze them. also before you dry them-why cook them with eggs!!!! by themselves in butter. you can roll them in a little panko first. trust me on this. worth it. They are in your neck of the woods, but harder to find than the midwest. to cook the way I suggest, slice them once lengthwise. you're welcome
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    • Posted by 9 years, 8 months ago
      I fried them in the bacon fat first.
      Yum!

      They might be hard to find here, but they were near impossible to find in The PRC.
      Plus, WY has the added benefit of *no* ticks!
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      • Posted by khalling 9 years, 8 months ago
        yum. I grew up in Iowa. we'd find them on the shady side of a hill, next to overturned and rotting logs, underneath jack-in-the-pulpits. but everyone has their "secret" locations. could almost fill a large grocery store paper bag with them (remember those?) Once, in Colorado Springs, we pulled into our office parking lot, got out of the car and there was a morel right in the grass in front of our car, underneath an aspen. we shared it that night and kept looking all around that spot to no avail for more. damn
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  • Posted by waytodude 9 years, 8 months ago
    I went out and got a few in my spot. I don't hunt too much because I've got my own spots. Once you find some you have a spot if you care for that area. First you don't tell anyone about the spot. Second you don't take anyone near the spot. Third use a mesh bag to carry them in and each time you put one in the bag shake the bag to release the spores so there are seeds for the next year. Best time to start looking, when the lilac blooms it's time to shroom.
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  • Posted by $ jlc 9 years, 8 months ago
    I have been doing mushrooming for about 6 years now - though the drought has compromised the last few years. There is a local area for chanterelles, which gave a big bag of mushrooms about 4 years ago. In the drought, the only good mushroom that I have found is a big tree mushroom (lion's mane).

    I only eat the mushrooms that are easy to ID: chanterelles, boletes (spongy gills), lion's mane, honey mushrooms (glow in the dark), pufballs (slice open first). The only morels I have found were the 'landscaping morels'...found adjacent to buildings and growing as a result of mulch having been imported from Washington or Oregon.

    Eudamonia's list is good. Steph (a co-worker) and I started by going out with a local mushrooming group headed by a professional mycologist.

    Jan
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    • Posted by 9 years, 8 months ago
      I have a friend back in the PRC.
      Boletes like his front yard.

      I never harvested or ate any because a few were reddish (instead of yellowish/brownish), and most reddish boletes will make you sick or dead.

      Generally, the yellowish/brownish boletes are good.
      But I wouldn't eat a wild one unless I was dead certain on the identification.
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      • Posted by $ jlc 9 years, 8 months ago
        In Europe, the red boletes are edible; the boletes that turn blue when cut are inedible. Here, it is the reverse. Nonetheless, it is not difficult to tell a red bolete! And they are good because the red in their pores can be used as a dye - I have dyed wool and silk with it. (And, from what I have heard, red boletes will make you sick if you eat them but they will not kill you. So one mistake is not fatal.)

        Boletes are probably my favorite mushroom...but that may be due to lack of morels in the area.

        What you said about wild boletes goes for all mushrooms! I envy your friend!

        Jan
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        • Posted by 9 years, 8 months ago
          I find the Inky Milkcap (Shaggy Mane) a fascinating one as well, as I'm sure do you.

          For those of you who don't know.
          The Shaggy Mane is gourmet edible... unless you also happen to be drinking alcohol while it's in your system... then you get sick (not dead, just sick)
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          • Posted by $ jlc 9 years, 8 months ago
            Oh! Yes. I actually 'planted' some shaggy manes near my front door and they grow every wet season. They are good. You can eat them fresh and young...when the get old, they turn into ink and you can write with it (did it).

            Jan
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  • Posted by Non_mooching_artist 9 years, 8 months ago
    Oh I just involuntarily drooled... I am a fan of all things mushroom! And I read the bacon fat comment below..sigh* I made eggs in bacon yesterday.

    I will happily drive the 35 minutes over to our Whole Foods to hopefully procure some of those delectable morels. I make mine in butter and sherry.

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    • Posted by 9 years, 8 months ago
      Once a month, there is a farmers market in Cheyenne.
      Most vendors are local crafty type people, or kitchen bakers (Wyoming has a Food Freedom Act! Yay! The PRC, of course, does not.)

      There is one vendor which sells goods from an actual farm in Colorado: Hazel Dell Mushrooms.
      Their main guy supervised mushroom farms for Dole for 20 years.
      Farm fresh Oyster, Lions' Mane, and Cinnamon Cap.
      Butter, butter, butter!
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      • Posted by Flootus5 9 years, 8 months ago
        The Riverton-Lander area is big into locally grown non-GMO, "organic" foodstuffs and with farmers markets as well. Good stuff.

        I haven't had breakfast yet, and now I'm really hungry.....
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  • Posted by edweaver 9 years, 8 months ago
    I have the same problem. Love to eat them, rarely ever find them. Never tried frying in bacon grease but going to now. Thanks for that tip.
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  • Posted by $ MichaelAarethun 9 years, 8 months ago

    seasonal and found in the South West Oregon. Used to be an income for many families until the US Government turned it over to some immigrants and restricted citizens in the harvesting. Another reason I left Appalachia West. Like the small business administration. Always had an excuse to deny to the citizen but bent over backward for everyone else. General Welfare was supposed to mean across the board not narrowly focused.
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