I hate fish.

Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago to Entertainment

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Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 2 months ago

Me too!!

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Posted by Herb7734 10 years, 2 months ago

OK -- I can't help it. Here's a fish joke:
Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a scum-sucking bottom dweller, and the other's, a fish.

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  Posted by khalling 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  I like how you roll with the punches :)
  
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Posted by Abaco 10 years, 2 months ago

See my photo.

Ok...some inside joke, I suppose. Hardy har har!

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  Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  That's a hell of a catch!
  
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    Posted by Abaco 10 years, 2 months ago
    
    Thanks. 65-pound bluefin. Love on a plate...
    
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Posted by IndianaGary 10 years, 2 months ago

Me too.

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Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago

And to whomever just went through here down voting comments, you know that I don't give a flying fishslap about points, right?

But have at it, and stay classy.

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  Posted by winterwind 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  a flying WHAT?!?
  I wanna see one!
  
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  Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  Bwahahaha! Fishin' fo foes, lol.
  Nothin like a good down pointing to call the attention of the admins like a laser scope. I'm with you, Eud. Dinga linga ding!
  
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    Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkjbMoj0...
    
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Posted by sdesapio 10 years, 2 months ago

Well done. You son of a...

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  Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  ...Fish?
  
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  Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  Thank you, I'm here all week...
  
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  Posted by Snoogoo 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  fish.
  
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    Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 2 months ago
    
    Hahaha!!!
    
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Posted by Robbie53024 10 years, 2 months ago

Then I guess that Fridays aren't a problem for you. ;-)

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  Posted by khalling 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  all I know is-you're cranky during Lent
  
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  Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  As I understand it, and I could be wrong, the papal decree of fish on Fridays was an economic decision to bolster the Italian fishing industry.
  Different times. different location: my decision to eat fish or not is not going to affect medieval Italian fishermen.
  
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    Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago
    
    Plus, aside from the stickiness of religion in general, this Pope is a Marxist, so who cares what he thinks.
    
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Posted by ObjectiveAnalyst 10 years, 2 months ago

Strange... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onjaC3A2...

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Posted by Ranter 10 years, 2 months ago

Phish? I think I'll go fission.

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Posted by allosaur 10 years, 2 months ago

Uh, y'all, whud about dem dinos, huh?

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Posted by JoleneMartens1982 10 years, 2 months ago

Lol, I love this site! And while I love both fish and sushi, even I have enjoyed the witty humor in this thread as opposed to what passes for humor in our "modern society". I believe the only prerequisite for most comedians is a great lack of any form of talent and a very low IQ. Thanks for the giggle.

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Posted by Herb7734 10 years, 2 months ago

Does that include sea food, because I love shrimp? Can't get enough. Shrimp cocktail, scampi, breaded and fried, broiled, skewered, Coconut shrimp mmmm, and I'd dip just about anything into a good cocktail sauce. I might eat heaviliy disguised fish. Breaded pan fried tilapia covered with lots of lemon juice and tartar sauce, now and then, but that's pretty much it. In Japan, they love fish. They even have fish flavored snacks, which my close friend there sends me. Ugh.

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Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoTR8sBG...

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  Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDtUzRIG6...
  
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Posted by kathywiso 10 years, 2 months ago

Ok, I was expecting a fish joke when I hit the topic...so, fill us in.. Or is it just to see what comments you would get...are we the joke.. Lol..

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  Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  It was riffing off this producer's area post that Scott made.
  http://www.galtsgulchonline.com/posts/21...
  
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    Posted by kathywiso 10 years, 2 months ago
    
    Oh, Thanks.. I was "out of the loop" again :) I don't know why I didn't look at the producers posts.. limited time, sorry. Laughing out loud..
    
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Posted by samrigel 10 years, 2 months ago

I eat fish but I do not like fish. But I am told it is healthy for me soooooo my bride makes sure I eat some even though I have told her I don't like fish!!

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Posted by richrobinson 10 years, 2 months ago

Well, they do live in their own toilet. Please don't use the new edit feature or this could look bad.

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  Posted by IndianaGary 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  That reminds me what W. C. Fields said about his disdain for drinking water.
  
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    Posted by richrobinson 10 years, 2 months ago
    
    I never knew why he hated Philadelphia so much. I know why I do but not sure why he did.
    
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      Posted by IndianaGary 10 years, 2 months ago
      
      Contrary to common gossip his tombstone actually says, "I'd rather be in Philadelphia..." which, I'd guess, is fairly typical if some of his dryer wit.
      
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    Posted by Zenphamy 10 years, 2 months ago
    
    One of the best 'curmudgeons' ever to speak on the planet.
    
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  Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  Bingo!
  
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Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago

Wow, this post just made the daily digest.

This ought to be fun.

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  Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  But, before the thread gets too far out of hand.
  
  This post is a light-hearted, inside-joke, poke at the admins.
  
  I don't really hate fish.
  
  LetsShrug and her comment "Me too!" is also part of the joke.
  
  However, seeing as the thread has turned into a discussion on the actual likes and dislikes of fish, then I guess the joke's on me.
  
  But, I'll take that... it's funny.
  
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    Posted by IndianaGary 10 years, 2 months ago
    
    Interestingly enough, I missed Scott's post so my automatic response of "Me too" was because I DON'T LIKE FISH. Sorry about the yelling.
    
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    Posted by khalling 10 years, 2 months ago
    
    db hates fish, so I rarely get to eat any :(
    yellow tail as sushimi is my personal fav-a little soy and wasabi. yum
    
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      Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago
      
      And when we get there, I will be sure to sing db my spoof song on why I don't eat sushi: "Anisakis" to the tune of Steely Dan's "Bodhisattva".
      
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        Posted by khalling 10 years, 2 months ago
        
        huh. visitors who entertain. I like it
        
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        Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago
        
        If you like sushi, you won't like my song.
        
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        Posted by khalling 10 years, 2 months ago
        
        is it dark, plaintive and a little angry?
        
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        Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago
        
        Do you really want me to elaborate?
        Wouldn't you much rather just go on enjoying your sushi?
        
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        Posted by khalling 10 years, 2 months ago
        
        this can't be good. I'm thinking worms are involved
        
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        Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago
        
        Indeed!
        If you're familiar with the song, I can post my lyrics.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAEphHf0...
        
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        Posted by khalling 10 years, 2 months ago
        
        I am and waiting...
        
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        Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago
        
        You are brave.
        I did warn you.
        
        Anisakis
        (to the tune of Steely Dan's "Bodhisattva")
        
        Anisakis!
        Keep that sushi of my plate.
        Anisakis!
        Not gonna leave it up to fate.
        And they'll tell ya
        the fish did the freezer blast
        and it's all inspection passed...
        can you show me?
        Anisakis, anisakis!
        
        Anisakis!
        Little worms down in your throat.
        Anisakis!
        Funky fish fresh from the boat.
        And they come up
        whenever you have to cough.
        Was the inspection signed off?...
        Can you show me?
        Anisakis, anisakis!
        
        Thank you, I'm here all week.
        
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        Posted by Zenphamy 10 years, 2 months ago
        
        Is that why sushi seems to be cut and wrapped to be one bite? Shove it in and not see what's revealed in a bite.
        
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        Posted by khalling 10 years, 2 months ago
        
        hahaha. choke.
        
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      Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago
      
      When Joan and I finally visit you and D, you and Joan can go for sushi.
      
      D and I will go elsewhere.
      
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  Posted by LetsShrug 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  Omg!!!! Lolol
  
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Posted by PURB 10 years, 2 months ago

One of THE great sandwiches on the planet is PETROSSIAN smoked salmon on Italian walnut bread with tomato, arugula and dijon. Guess you'll not be coming over for lunch. "More for me," as Mom used to say.

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  Posted by IndianaGary 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  Well, I can handle the bread, all right and I dont mind a bit of dijon, but NOT ON FISH.
  
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Posted by mso_apilgrim 10 years, 2 months ago

Loathing or despising fish is not the same as saying you will not eat them.
I am allergic to peanuts and cannot eat them, but I neither like or dislike them.

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  Posted by jimslag 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  I am the same way with shellfish (something about the chemical in anything that has a shell) like lobster, crab, oysters and clams. I neither love or hate them, I just cannot eat them.
  
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    Posted by Non_mooching_artist 10 years, 2 months ago
    
    And you weren't even fishing with bait!
    
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Posted by Zenphamy 10 years, 2 months ago

I like to fly fish because I can't find anything else that is as foolish as fish that will bite on my flies. Just don't ask me to eat them.

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Posted by winterwind 10 years, 2 months ago

as long as they stay on their side of the sand, and I can stay on my side of the sand, I can just dislike them from a distance. I prefer to keep my place at the top of the food chain, thank you very much.

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  Posted by winterwind 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  and I'm sticking with what I wrote, so there.
  
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Posted by thetuxcat 10 years, 2 months ago

I only like fish that does not taste or smell fishy!
I really like shrimp though.

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Posted by irrelevantcommentforpoint 10 years, 2 months ago

I hate hidden inside jokes that aren't explained posted on a public forum.

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  Posted by Eudaimonia 10 years, 2 months ago
  
  There's a solution to that here:
  https://galtsgulchonline.appspot.com/acc...
  
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I hate fish.

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