Japanese revolutionaries plot to 'crush St Valentine's Day' (A MUST READ!)
Yes, by all that is reasonable, they are serious.
This article is just chock full of side-splitting Marxist nuttiness, such as "oppressive chocolate capitalists".
You're welcome.
This article is just chock full of side-splitting Marxist nuttiness, such as "oppressive chocolate capitalists".
You're welcome.
Nobody Loves Me, Everybody Hates Me, I'm Going to go Eat Worms. Anti Valentine's Day Treats in a Can.
Eudaimonia's guide to getting a date:
Do everything Marx did not.
1) Bathe.
2) Groom.
3) Smile.
4) Laugh.
5) Get a job.
6) Find value in yourself.
7) Bonus points for tossing The Manifesto and reading Atlas Shrugged.
Seriously, this could be a seminar.
Jack the Slob to Venus prayed:
“Grant this night I shall get laid,
Tonight I shall get laid.”
The Goddess said: “That shall I do,
But first I ask three things of you.”
“First, go clean your teeth and bod and hair,
And change your week-old underwear.”
“Next, put on clothes that flatter you:
A clean T-shirt and jeans will do.”
“Third, when a maid you would impress,
Pray do not drool down her chest.”
Jack replied: “No, thank you, Ma’am.
Send me a girl who’ll take me as I am.”
Venus said: “I’ll tell you what,
Though I should kick your lazy butt.”
“Perhaps ’twould be more fitting far
To send you a maid who’ll take you as you are.”
“Pray go at once to the city zoo,
There you’ll find the maid for you.”
There he went with hopes held high
Until the ape house he came nigh.
There a maiden him did view,
And she was struck with passion true.
Her hair was thick, her looks were free...
Indeed, she was a lovely chimpanzee.
She leapt the fence ere he could run,
And seized him boldly by the bun.
She dragged him swiftly to her lair.
For all that I know, he may still be there.
So, lazy swains, you’d best believe:
You should not get the Goddess peeved.
You should not get Her peeved!
(song, and other pagan songs, available on her Avalon is Risen album)
Jan
Jan
LOL! I can just see blood spurting and splashing all over the place as Japanese guys swing samurai swords to break in line at a candy shop. It's like that dance floor scene in Kill Bill 1.
For the first time in years, I remember a little brother who would march off, swinging his arms and stamping his feet, when he did not get his way.
That's what I get for reading childish commie rants.
I recall a Time Magazine article on Japanese women, seeking western men because Japanese men were too chauvinistic/old school. The percentage of Japanese women that said they would date Japanese men was shockingly low!
...or maybe it's just that size does matter, particularly if you expect your wife to cook, clean and work, while you drink and look at cartoon porn all night.
I can only speculate that he may have missed White Day, March 14, when the males reciprocate giving chocolates and/or other gifts to females.
To really be true to his calling, he should go to South Korea on April 14 to celebrate Black Day (unofficial), where singles commiserate by consuming dark/black foods.
I'm an engineer.
Sad...
traditionally not expected to try to please women,
where it has long been the other way around.
I'm alone, but at least I don't spit at happiness; in
fact, I plan to go to a Valentine's Day dance at
the country dance club, and take some choco-
late there, too.
Says it all:
Kakuhido was founded in 2006 by Katsuhiro Furusawa, who started reading the Communist manifesto after being dumped by his girlfriend at Christmas - and swiftly concluded that not being popular with the opposite sex is a class issue...
You sure he's not trying for Onion headlines? This sounds like something we would do as a Burning Man theme...
I'm serious about this seminar topic.
Ugly on the inside translates to ugly on the outside.
Stop being ugly on the inside, purge your inner Marx.