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In protest, millions of patriotic Americans come marching to the White House grieving in black suits and black hats all wearing Melania masks.
Meanwhile inspired by the Guy Fawkes attempt to blow up Parliament, Melania is in the White House basement piling up explosive from prearranged hiding places.
Melania escapes after lighting fuses that blow up the White House that also sets off fireworks in a spectacular fashion while a band of musicians all wearing Melania masks plays a patriotic song.
Next Melania breaks into Madonna's mansion. She finds the now creaky old "Material Girl" crying in front of her TV. So Melania says, "What's wrong? You said you dreamed about blowing up the White House." Then Melania blows up Madonna.
The End!
Don't know how that can lead to a prince waking up a poisoned Snow with a kiss. Maybe I can have a prince see Snow and the dwarves taking turns riding the broom and have him ask if he can take a ride too.
And that frog can come hopping back to start trouble. I dunno. That's okay. I don't want to work for Disney anyway. Don't care to be around flaky libtards.
i am rooting for the Witch and apple
This is what I saw on one page in comic book form~~It starts out with a squatting frog catching a fly with a darting tongue twice the frog's length.
A beautiful princess comes along and kisses the frog on its head.
The frog transforms into a handsome hunk for a prince.
The princess becomes so ever so happy and is clapping her hands.
Until the princess sees the prince catch a fly with a large darting frog's tongue.
Oh, the horror!
Thanks
The smoking hot body one reminded me of the joke about the old woman that said she always added a little bit of gunpowder to her food and the punchline had something to do with the effect when they cremated her.