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I did a search for the picture with the story and it turns out it comes from this site: http://blackwhiteyellow.blogspot.com/201...
The email explained everything we need to know...and I feel sorry for her child.
Holy Hell!
http://youtu.be/1oqyrflOQFc
This "mother" should be arrested for lewd conduct direct toward minors. Further, she should be registered as a sex offender and be made to do community service related to sexual abuse. Perhaps CPS should become interested in her "relationship" with her children. Maybe other parents can file charges against her as a predator?
http://www.ohsorare.com/bdaycake.jpg
But you know the rectum is such an important body part that is continually derided and used negatively in the everyday conversation of Americans that our children are exposed to everywhere. I mean how many mothers use such derogatory references to describe their husbands in their children's hearing. Shouldn't we be exposing to our children from the earliest age, the positive asspects of this important body part and it's contributions to our overall health and well-being and work to instill a proper respect and understanding?
I would imagine that there are literally dozens of different shapes, colors, innies/outies, some with hair/some without, big ones/small ones, on and on that could well be demonstrated by the imaginative icing. Of course, we'd probably be most proper by having chocolate as the basic cupcake.
Just some beginning rough-out ideas here.
At least your argument in favor (I so want to say 'flavor') of rectum cupcakes wasn't nasty (in the ignorant/rude sense of 'nasty') like the Mom's email was....because you could have ended it with "and I hope you marry a man who kicks your hairy ass!" :)
p.s. you might want to start practicing your artistic sphincter icing techniques... Halloween is coming. PPPpbbBBLLlFFFRRRTT!
Yeah, that Mom was … I just don't know a proper descriptive word or phrase but where's Child Protective Services when you really need them, and whoever give her the idea is even worse.
But you missed the purposeful mis-spelling of asspect!!