Galt's Gulch

Book of Genius

Posted by $ SpiritWoman 1 week, 4 days ago to Humor
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Remember that line from the old Bob Seger song: "Night Moves", it was 'with all them closin' in?'

Here's some backwoods humor I found extremely funny, Rodney and Mitch conversing together.

By the way, that line I mentioned above? I didn't find out until a few weeks ago that it really was: 'with autumn closin' in'. I like my interpretation better.

SOURCE URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyclpOwWO_c

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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 week ago
    Me dino me gots BS (dot bee bachlor of seance jerbilism dergree) so eyes could work newpriint papers fer 7 years strait outta collage. .
    To git det mo presteegus bachlor of art dergree me would hab ter take a ist ein foreign language. Me says no fair to dat!.
    Me took a photographee coarse in Troy State's very own arts building fer freakin' cryin' out load!
    So me neber misuses no mein sprecken Anglish no neber! And thet thar ain't no BS!
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  • Posted by $ Abaco 1 week, 1 day ago
    I enjoy mangling English routinely just to have fun. "Give me a bite of that sammich." "None of yre bizzzznaaaaz." On and on...my kids crack up when I do it.
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    • Posted by $ SpiritWoman 1 week, 1 day ago
      True! My brother and I as small kids loved it when dad would tell one of us to go get the monkey wrench! (I think there really is a wrench called a monkey wrench, isn't there?)

      But it was Monkey Wards that always got us giggling.
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  • Posted by starbird56 3 days, 21 hours ago
    I'm an English instructor at a local college, so I see a lot of "interesting" essays. Recently, a student wrote that his ancestors came to America from Whales.
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  • Posted by $ SpiritWoman 1 week, 4 days ago
    Rodney adds a line to 'Old Blue':

    "I bred old blue to a dog named Green, and all of the pups were aquamarine!"

    Them fellers ain't stupid!

    Well, Old Blue was a coon hound, and you know them coon hounds have only one thing on their minds: coons! Mitch explains this.
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