In response, guileful Father of Lies Garden Of Eden's Sneaky Snake Satan expresses regret that all things Jackass Party has gotten so over the top for whacko out of hand.
"I didn't leave the Democrat Party," Satan hissed. "That stupid for loud-mouthed pinheaded party left me. The idea is to trick people! But subtilty ain't even in their damnation dictionary."
"How the hell do they expect to entice voters?" Satan cried out enraged. "These days Democrat politicos can't wait to so brazenly flaunt dirty their asses for all to see!"