Radicalized Squirrels in Maga Hats Begin Uprising
I saw this in my inbox this morning and decided I better start feeding my squirrels again. If not, there could be something akin to what happened in the blockbuster film of the '60's: "The Birds". But called "The Squirrels".
. . . just teasing . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Yeah, it's a girl thing!
I was, maybe 7 or 8 getting off the bus after school at my stop, noticed a squirrel in the road, he had a minor bloody nose and chipped tooth. So I picked him up along with my books and took him home, my mother was fit to be tied but took the squirrel in and put him in a cage until he got better.
All I really remember is that after a day or two, he was one pissed off squirrel . . . not very thankful that I saved his ass!
Guess it was election day jitters due to there being so much at stake.
Last night that squirrel's murder by pinheaded government workers was discussed on Gutfeld and even then I did not post the Babylon Bee email I had previously read.
My squirrels follow me to the mailbox waiting for their 'hand-out'. There is one who lives around me who will even come inside the house when the patio door is open! A regular little beggar.
I was coming and going at the time and during a visit was amazed by all the multiplying fat squirrels I saw just hanging around about the tree that contained the birdfeeder.
My dad got his hands on a humane squirrel trap and one by one caught a critter, by car took it to a woods and let it go.
I noticed that the birdfeeder had also disappeared.
I once had a Florida Panhandle college roommate majoring in agriculture, who I spent a weekend at his parents' farm to shoot dove in season in fields that had crops freshly harvested.
Seeds left on the ground big time attracted the doves.
His mother cooked us a meal that combined of course dove breasts but also venison and squirrel meat. All of it quite tasty! Can't recall the veggies we ate with the meat.
I once had this coon hound...only one thing on his mind: coons!
Just kidding. Got that from the Dillards at the Kentucky Blue Grass Festival 1999!