Pre-Fridayfunnies: 1, I repeat, 1 meme will make you laugh your Behind off: change my mind

Posted by Olduglycarl 3 weeks, 5 days ago to Humor

You'll wince, you'll squirm, you'll close your eyes, but you will laugh yourself into tears!

This does not replace TGIFfunnies, it's just a primer . . .

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Posted by Dobrien 3 weeks, 4 days ago

Whathefuuqinhelldiididotomyfootsie

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 3 weeks, 4 days ago
  
  16 more words to go . . . by the time you are done, the pain will be gone.
  
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    Posted by Dobrien 3 weeks, 4 days ago
    
    More memes up and a new Will Zoll post. Hope you and Linda are doing great.
    
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Posted by mccannon01 3 weeks, 5 days ago

ONLY 17? Bwaaaaa ha ha!

Can take your breath away grrrrffffrrrrnggggg!!!

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Posted by kddr22 3 weeks, 5 days ago

very funny, all too true for many times ,,

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Posted by rhfinle 3 weeks, 4 days ago

Been there. Done that. Same toe. Yours isn't purple, so that injury must be fresh. Honestly, I'm impressed. I'd be hopping around on the right foot and smashing furniture.

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Posted by JakeOrilley 3 weeks, 4 days ago

Well done Sir!!!!

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Posted by Thoritsu 3 weeks, 4 days ago

Hilarious!

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Posted by rainman0720 3 weeks, 4 days ago

This person and I share a disease: Pain-induced Tourette Syndrome.

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  Posted by SpiritWoman 3 weeks, 4 days ago
  
  Now, I get that. But didn't know pain induced Tourette's. I thought Tourette's happened whether in pain or not. Well, that's what I got out of Whoopi Goldberg's movie "Jumping Jack Flash".
  
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    Posted by rainman0720 3 weeks, 4 days ago
    
    Sorry. It was a joke. I tore a bicep muscle about 15 years ago and found myself putting together words and phrases I didn't know I knew. Every swear word known to mankind made it across my lips that night.
    
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      Posted by SpiritWoman 3 weeks, 4 days ago
      
      Actually, I do understand. My husband taught me quite a few, and there's three that I use when I really get upset.
      
      "You, (or that) MF SOB" would come to my lips quite often!
      
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Posted by SpiritWoman 3 weeks, 5 days ago

Okay, carl, you got me. I have no idea what this is all about.

Are you sure that's the right meme to go with the sentences?

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 3 weeks, 5 days ago
  
  You can't picture yourself howling, hopping around and screeching intelligibly in what might seem like 17 different languages?
  You have yet to change my mind that this ends up funny, (once the pain goes away or the remembrance of it)
  
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    Posted by SpiritWoman 3 weeks, 5 days ago
    
    Oh. I still think it's a guy thing.
    
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      Posted by AmericanWoman 3 weeks, 4 days ago
      
      Nope am a woman yes I do know what a woman is actually been on for over 75 years. Did this two summers ago but the metal on the bottom of the storm door went right between my baby and next toe so now no matter what I do with arthritis is aches constantly.
      
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        Posted by SpiritWoman 3 weeks, 4 days ago
        
        And it is definitely not funny. I empathize.
        
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      Posted by allosaur 3 weeks, 5 days ago
      
      Me dino am a guy and me no get it.
      Wouldn't be laughing. That's for sure.
      
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        Posted by SpiritWoman 3 weeks, 5 days ago
        
        I just don't see anything funny about a pinky toe wedged perpendicular to the other toes.
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 3 weeks, 4 days ago
        
        Thats not the funny part, someday, after the pain goes away, witnesses describe the event, the languages, the noises, the swearing, the crying, on and on by a mild mannered person you'd never suspect such a reaction!
        You'd laugh too!
        
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        Posted by SpiritWoman 3 weeks, 4 days ago
        
        I didn't see that part of the video.
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 3 weeks, 4 days ago
        
        Memes, as you know, tell stories and I tell stories with those memes . . .
        mccannon01 has noticed that using memes in this way offers never ending detailed insights and truth.
        
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        Posted by SpiritWoman 3 weeks, 4 days ago
        
        Well, frankly, carl, I didn't care too much for your 'story'. I didn't think it was funny. Must be the woman in me.
        
        So it is a guy thing after all!
        
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Posted by Olduglycarl 3 weeks, 5 days ago

Which languages would you have started out with and out of all the noises you'd make, what made you think they were actually part of a particular language?

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  Posted by AmericanWoman 3 weeks, 4 days ago
  
  One's a lady should never say in public but ask my pup she hears lots
  
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