TGIFfunnies 11/22/24 EDITION: SIGNS

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Posted by allosaur 14 hours, 48 minutes ago

Me a good dino done self cemetery'd a decade ago.
Lady even showed ther spot whar ah goes under mist a whole mess of graves topped by pretty artificial flowers year round..
Done been thar muhself ter pay respects ter other dirt naps.
But when ah kin no longer exit at muh own site, ah done paid $100 extra ter have a Protestant chaplain say ther words.
Ah'm shore muh kin folks will preciate muh shellin' out greenbacks so they ain't gots ter do it fer me.
It's called respectin' them who'll come ter pay respects, y'all.

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  Posted by SpiritWoman 9 hours, 43 minutes ago
  
  I think you mean 'purty flars'.
  
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  Posted by Olduglycarl 13 hours, 48 minutes ago
  
  I spect we'll all pay our REspects to those that go from here before us yet we'll do it in our minds and ye shall know cause we might just be non locally paired quantum.
  
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    Posted by allosaur 11 hours, 32 minutes ago
    
    Say whut?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqfwb...
    
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      Posted by Olduglycarl 11 hours, 10 minutes ago
      
      Simple men will meet again in the afterlife . . .
      
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        Posted by allosaur 10 hours, 58 minutes ago
        
        Well, shucks! Fer simple? Yo' sho' jus' coulda said thet thar, dag nab it!
        Me ain't no hoodoo voodoo big britches scholarly looky go see in ther dictionary math-mati-shun!
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 9 hours, 43 minutes ago
        
        Come' On Man! you're no dummy.
        I like to state things pretty from time to time, thought you'd get a hoot out of it.
        
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        Posted by JakeOrilley 1 hour, 32 minutes ago
        
        And get a hoot, I did!
        
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        Posted by allosaur 57 minutes ago
        
        "Opinions vary." Patrick Swayze said that in a silly movie. Looking up how to spell Swayze, I noticed there's a 2024 "Road House" remake. Why? Why?
        Now for a stupid movie? Has originality been cancelled?
        Generally, I hate remakes. "Carrie" has been remade to death. The remake of "The Fog"~~the original a favorite of mine~~stunk. The remake of "The Magnificent Seven" big time stunk!
        The only remake me dino found to be outstanding is "The Night Of The Living Dead." I even bought the DVD.
        Hey, so what I'm changing the subject here? Free country almost. I give a hoot when I don't pollute.
        
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Posted by JakeOrilley 1 hour, 33 minutes ago

Excellent Collection OGC!!!
#6 has never been put up after me....
#2 - so true!
Thanks for these - always looking for the smile on Friday AM.....

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Posted by 73SHARK 9 hours, 22 minutes ago

All great. BJ's and dancing sandwiches. What a great combination for the bar to offer.

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Posted by SpiritWoman 9 hours, 43 minutes ago

These are hilarious! How do you find them?

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Posted by Dobrien 14 hours, 5 minutes ago

No thanks to the
Hardee’s offering. lol
All the signs are funny thanQ

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 11 hours, 6 minutes ago
  
  I wanted so much to find the parts or a whole meme with bras and false teeth flying through the air from a car speeding down a bumpy road just barely touching ground.
  
  That's how I saw it in my head after finding meme number 1, anyway . . .
  
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Posted by mccannon01 1 hour, 9 minutes ago

Toilet valve broke this morning (little plastic part so likely will have to buy the whole assembly) so not having a good start... plus will be going to a funeral later... it's raining... then came the funnies... Thanks, OUC, I needed that! LOL!

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