H.L.Nencken -- my kind of guy.

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WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2018
12 H.L. Mencken Quotes on Government, Democracy, and Politicians
Born on the 12th of September, here are 12 quotes from the acerbic author.

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Today (September 12th) is H.L. Mencken’s birthday. The “Sage of Baltimore” (pictured above) was born in 1880 and is regarded by many as one of the most influential American journalists, essayists, and writers of the early 20th century. To recognize the great political writer on his birthday, here are 12 of my favorite Mencken quotes:

Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.
Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of jackals by jackasses.
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
As democracy is perfected, the office of the president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.


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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 1 month, 3 weeks ago
    Attacks on Democracy are fine.
    Attacks on Politicians are expected.

    The fall of every Empire is inevitable.

    The Magic is knowing only 2 things. Where you are, and where you are headed.
    Our Empire is falling, and every major LEECH that lives off of it, has their hand out. And CRIMINALS like McConnel can BELIEVE that we shouldn't tie a border closing to a PANDERING Deal because they "Clash" some how is just a Primary Example of the problem.

    NGOs, funded by our government, are paying the Coyotes and the people to rush our southern border. Those in my age group hope we can get Trump in, slow the trashing of our once great country, and maybe make it to retirement with enough resources to happily reminisce while paying Nero to Play his fiddle as our country is set ablaze.
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    • Posted by $ splumb 1 month, 2 weeks ago
      Even if Trump somehow miraculously gets in, it's still too late.
      The country is nearing the edge of a cliff, and we've been playing "two steps forward, one step back" for a long time.
      Trump moved us one step back, but Biden pushed us two steps forward.
      We're now at the edge of the cliff. Even if Trump gets in and moves us one step back, the one who comes after him will take us over the edge, and into the abyss.
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      • Posted by VetteGuy 1 month, 2 weeks ago
        I tend to agree. Trump MIGHT be able to slow the decline somewhat, but he will be fought at every turn.

        The country is turning hard left toward socialism, and the schools are pushing that direction. Each generation of non-thinkers they turn out is more easily led that direction.
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      • Posted by CaptainKirk 1 month, 2 weeks ago
        Lets hope he damages the left enough that we can get 12 magical years of Trumpism going.

        Regardless, just having Trump for 4 more years will let me retire when he leaves... If the conservatives can't hold on. (besides, outside of trump, I don't trust anyone)
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 1 month, 3 weeks ago
    If we are to blindly believe Wikipedia, it leads me to be NOT impressed of the man. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._L._M...

    I think either he failed to completely understand the creative/productive and the survival of what he would term: "The common man" There is no such thing. There is, however "A common politician" meaning: The worst and least qualified.

    However, there is no context in the rhetorical musings in wikipedia .
    Had I had time to read his stuff or at least get a more balanced view of the man, it's Hard to know his worth.
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    • Posted by 1 month, 3 weeks ago
      The good news is that he thought highly of Rand's We the Living. The downside is his ideas such as Perspectivism, putting objective reasoning at the back of the shelf. His hero F. Nietchie (sorry about the spelling. It's late and I need to hit the sack) doesn't do him any favors either. I don't swallow his ideas hook, line and sinker, just happen to like the quotes. Even a clock is right twice a day. :)
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      • Posted by $ Snezzy 1 month, 2 weeks ago
        Here is Wikipedia's statement about Rand and Mencken:

        //Mencken recommended for publication philosopher and author Ayn Rand's first novel, We the Living and called it "a really excellent piece of work". Shortly afterward, Rand addressed him in correspondence as "the greatest representative of a philosophy" to which she wanted to dedicate her life, "individualism" and later listed him as her favorite columnist.//
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  • Posted by freedomforall 1 month, 2 weeks ago
    Spotted in comments to an article elsewhere today:

    “Why would anyone, with at least average intelligence, vote for candidates of either party?”

    H.L. Mencken has your answer summed up in two quotations:

    1). “The average man’s love of liberty is nine-tenths imaginary. It takes a special sort of man to understand and enjoy liberty and he is usually an outlaw in democratic societies.”

    2). “The average man does not want to be free. He simply wants to be safe.”
    -------------------------------------------------------

    Yet the 'average' person gets to vote to enslave the above average people.
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  • Posted by Owlsrayne 1 month, 2 weeks ago
    Mencken's quotes are right on the mark. The problem is which way the common population is going to vote. In the area live in many retirees are Democrats from California. Some are fence sitters others are die-hard Dems. But what amazes me is that they are so ill-informed about what's happening in the real world. So, they fit in well with Mencken's quotes.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 month, 3 weeks ago
    For some for just reading somethin' reason me dino almost instantaneously imagined Orange Man Bad to be a TDS imaginary hobgoblin viewed as worthy of lawfare and bullets for both low information and evil jackasses far and wide.
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