I may be a guy who helped to raise three kids but I can relate to why a mommy would want a time out in the family dog's cage to curl up with a good book.
Nevertheless, she would need ear plugs reinforced with a shooter's ear protectors when the toddlers start throwing screaming tantrums.
If I made that photo, the dog would be holding its paws over its head. "WAH! WAH! WAH!"
The combo redneck grill and cooler reminds me that I'm taking a time out from clearing a stubborn clog in my toilet. Well,, back into the breech I gotta go! Yeah, before me dino gotta go again.

THANKS!!!!!! Just pulled this up, will comment after I look at them all......

I actually understood most of these!

The last one made me laugh out loud.