TGIFfunnies 9/20/24 EDITION: The Significance of the unexpected
The significance of randomizing Random Memes is significant in that randomizing might put random memes back in order of significance and in a surprising way.
Now THAT is significant
Now THAT is significant
I learned about idiots who thought they were furry animals during the Nineties, but that's way better than identifying with the other sex to the point of having greedy butchers all in the Woke groove with doctor degrees cutting bits off of you.
As for :dinosaur pranks" I may be expected to comment on, me dino done pulled that fake asteroid prank in elementary school. It was a scream. Did I really? Naw, I'm just pretending to be a Democrat moving my lips.
Thanks OUC!!
I'd like to know where the meat is shipped from the plant where they all work.
Want to make sure I don't eat any . . .
Don't worry. I can't even send a libtarded mail-in ballot for incessantly hugging trees.
what should we us on you when you are a were-democrat?
or should we just keep trying stuff until we find something?
we clearly can't allow you to suffer as a were-democrat, that would be inhumane
i expect any book by Ayn Rand would drive you away in such a state
:-)
I can't even groom kids with midnight being so past their bedtimes.
i saw Song of the South
you are not pulling a Br'er Rabbit on me!!
"don't throw me into that mean nasty briar patch!!"
Later I tried that balcony out once when the South integrated even in restaurants..
Didn't care much for it and not because I was the only one up there.
The deportation device looks expensive to operate, but likely not as expensive as the load of "free stuff" the illegals are collecting now. OK, on a more serious note, the libs are all pooh poohing the idea of massive deportation, but to paraphrase a famous quote, "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." Close and secure the border first. Anyone illegally crossing gets a trip to Gitmo for further processing. Any illegal caught in a crime (even illegally poaching geese) gets a trip to Gitmo for further processing. Anyone sent to Gitmo is NEVER allowed back in the country, even legally. Ecetera, etcetera, etcetera.
Various mechanisms will need to be set up to transport illegals from Gitmo to anywhere except USA and rich commie liberals can be encouraged to donate to the expense involved. Except for deported hardened criminals, no need for fences or walls. The illegals would be free to walk into Cuba whenever they want - just don't come back. Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
That last one should have the real asteroid in the sky behind the joker - but maybe that's too many levels.
Be the first one on you block to ditch your pager before if goes off!