LMAO here OUC! Wow, start with Monty Python and end on Clockwork Orange or visa versa. Good play. Have to find the Dire Straits, Ha Ha! Oh yeah, the plunger pair is a work of of silly art, yeah I caught the name by the knight, LOL! Priceless set of wheels on the Amish Challenger.

Side note: If I recall correctly, a single plier is a lever or pry bar so connecting two together as shown gets you a pair of pliers. I think.

I liked the Amish one best until I saw the pizza on pineapple. I always thought that putting pineapple on pizza is in the same category as barbecue and chicken on pizza. Just one of those things that shouldn't be.

Front to back, beginning to end, omnidirectional, Manufactured to organic, genus to stupid, these are the likes of Silly Things.

Laugh or snicker to you hearts content, you'll always have choice here at TGIFfunnies.

Since I was quite young, it always struck me that saying "a pair of pliers" was kinda weird. Without that screw attachment in the middle, you have no pliers at all.
Long time ago I looked up the word "English" and learned that it is considered to be a Germanic language.
Later on for becoming fascinated with World War One, I learned that Imperial Germany became quite offended when primarily the dominant English portion of Great Britain took the sides of France and Belgium when attacked by the Prussian German Kaiser's armies.
The English were looked upon as traitorous racial cousins.
Throughout the centuries European men of all tribes and nations were hardened brawny battling warriors who took part in all kinds of famous wars and battles.
So many have devolved into wimps. Can't say too many American haven't done the same.
"Hey, I see a thug beating up a damsel in distress! Yay! I'll record that on my phone!"

I'm glad I hesitated to take that sip of coffee immediately before seeing "When God created ducks He said..."
Reverse snort peril!!!

Looks like a pair of a pair of pliers?

Would a pair of a pair of pliers be pairs of pliers or a pair of a pair of pliers?

Something just made a clicking sound in my cerebral cortex.

with regard to the pliers.....I see a pair of pliers and a backup. OUC....don't believe the last meme.....keep'em coming.

Honestly one of my top 10 collections.
I tell by how many I share with my daughter, and by the time I got to the last one...

Let's just say it was RESONATING...

dire straits, Amish and duck kazoos lol , thanks

The pliers pic clearly shows the effect of having a few shots of rye before doing the repair work.
It's still only a pair.

Laughing. They all caught my funny bone! So, who is channeling Alan Sherman, comic who wants to know if half a pair of scissors is a single scisz. Still laughing!