TGIFfunnies 6/7/24 EDITION: Whether you Smile or Smeter, the Memes are just plain funny!

Posted by Olduglycarl 8 months ago to Humor

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Just a bunch of odd ball funnies . . . maybe this week we just Need something abstract, enjoy!

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Posted by VetteGuy 8 months ago

Smeters? I need an explanation on that one. I tried to look it up. Even the Duck didn't know!

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 8 months ago
  
  Maybe the type is too small on the first meme but it's the Metric version of our Smile, therefore: Smeter . . . get it?
  They don't smile they smeter.
  
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    Posted by 73SHARK 8 months ago
    
    Seems like in keeping w/ the metric idea, wouldn't skilometer be closer than smeter? Just a thought.
    
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      Posted by Olduglycarl 8 months ago
      
      Yes, but my thought was their smiles are smaller than ours in general just as their measurements are.
      Laughing
      
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    Posted by allosaur 8 months ago
    
    Me just a dino did what VetteGuy did before I clicked into comments.
    A metric version of smile?
    No. I still don't get it.
    Smeters is just a misspelling of meters according to my spellchecker.
    What the hell does a smetering face looks like?
    A smelting grin, perhaps, with melting teeth sticking out?
    Would 9mm be stamped on each melting tooth?
    
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      Posted by Olduglycarl 8 months ago
      
      A "smetering face looks the same as a s-MILE-ing face,
      
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        Posted by allosaur 8 months ago
        
        Input that to AI and to use the metric system when they are ready to mass produce smetering replicant smeterbotpeople who will all tell us that "Resistance is futile."
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 8 months ago
        
        Wipe that Smeter off your face Mr.!
        Brush your teeth and have a whiter smeter.
        Smeter and the whole world smeters with you.
        
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        Posted by allosaur 8 months ago
        
        Aw, go Smeter yourself!
        But do it behind closed doors.
        This is not a R-rated board.
        
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        Posted by Olduglycarl 8 months ago
        
        Smile metrically behind closed doors, hmm, now referring to me,OUC, that's probably preferred. Could be quite scary. Scares me every morning.
        I get the angst against the metric system, I express that every day at work but the word play mile/meter was supposed to be funny.
        Not the first time I've been wrong.
        Sorry
        
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        Posted by allosaur 8 months ago
        
        Redemption hath come to pass.
        Ye hath come thirtyscore furlongs that shalt separate sheep from goats, barley from oats, ships from boats and all that ye wilt be built.
        Yet verily, verily, well, heck, maybe not.
        So me dino am sorry too and is blue yet true.
        
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        Posted by JakeOrilley 8 months ago
        
        You'se guys are a riot!!! You guys have made my day - Thanks for the smiles!!!
        
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        Posted by allosaur 8 months ago
        
        You're welcome. Personally, me dino refuses to let the corrupt scum trying take over our country get me down or anyone else on this board if I can help it.
        Yet as Lt. Callahan said, "A man gots to know his limitations." Think that was Dirty Harry's "Magnum Force" flick.
        
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        Posted by JakeOrilley 8 months ago
        
        You are correct - and back then you could say that.... now he would have to say... "you ""folks"" have to know your limitations.....
        
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    Posted by mccannon01 8 months ago
    
    Duh-Oh! My neurons took a while to fire on that one, LOL!
    
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    Posted by tutor-turtle 8 months ago
    
    I'm old enough to remember back in 1968: "We will be all metric by 1976"
    They tried changing all the speed limit signs, our speedometers, our rulers... somehow it just didn't take.
    
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      Posted by 73SHARK 8 months ago
      
      Hopefully that same attitude by the American people can do away with this crazy electric vehicle nonsense.
      
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      Posted by Olduglycarl 8 months ago
      
      No wonder, we've used the "Foot" for 200K years, as best we can figure, it's divided by 12 which a major harmonic in nature (not sure I said that correctly), Case in point, The major 12K year cycle, the present cycle is about to end soon and we should be getting ready so as many as possible can survive.
      But the other point to be made is our SAE system fits Earth and Humanity perfectly. Metric does not.
      The only thing that needed improving is Cups/Spoons/oz's/squirts, Etc, We could have made that a little easier.
      
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        Posted by tutor-turtle 8 months ago
        
        Gross = 144 (12X12 or 12 squared)
        Counting on your fingers (dactylonomy) On one hand, use your thumb to touch each segment of the other fingers.
        When you get to the last segment of your pinky, you're at 12, use the other hand to touch the first segment of that hand. That marks your first 12.
        Each additional 12, advances the second hand segment count.
        When you get to the the last segment of the second hand pinky, you're at 144. One gross. That's where it came from.
        Before the abacus, people counted gross quantities using their fingers.
        
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Posted by kddr22 8 months ago

lottery ticket one lol, and of course the last one ...

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  Posted by kddr22 8 months ago
  
  also wanted to say that as a pediatrician I love the get outside and play meme !!!!!!
  
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    Posted by mccannon01 8 months ago
    
    Way back when I was a kid, my dad would walk in the living room and turn off the TV and say to me and my brothers, "Get outside and find something to do or I'll find something for you." It was fearsome at the time, but he was definitely right! We had far more adventures outside than ever in front of the "idiot box" as he called it.
    
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      Posted by tutor-turtle 8 months ago
      
      Wow. Your dad gave you an option?
      My dad just pointed to the wood pile.
      "That wood ain't going to just chop itself"
      
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        Posted by mccannon01 8 months ago
        
        LOL, there were "no option" days, for sure. Like when he'd point to the lawn mower (the reel push kind) and say something like, "You need exercise so get out and get on the business end of that and push it around the yard!". You NEVER said no.
        
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Posted by bobsprinkle 8 months ago

with regard to the last one....I've already been tossed by a couple of girlfriends.....

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Posted by freedomforall 8 months ago

Fantastic, OUC! Thank you! 👍

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Posted by allosaur 8 months ago

Re meme 1 bottom~~A patriot for being feisty as hell with taking on libs and RINOs,Marjorie Taylor Greene may also by her looks have the DNA of those who had such an awesome childhood.
Me dino long ago read that an unusually high number Neanderthal fossils show bone fractures causing scientists to speculate those cavemen were more prone to take on big wildlife such as
woolly mammoths head-on than would our sneakier species when we were not mating with them.

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Posted by mccannon01 8 months ago

Love this set, OUC! Gotta find that American grocery store! Starsky... uh huh. I want to hop aboard with Peabody and Sherman. The list is very nice as is the Tesla tent, LOL! I did grow up with #15, but don't feel anywhere near #16.

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Posted by VetteGuy 8 months ago

Great group OUC!
Especially enjoyed Starsky, the Tesla Tent, and How to Get There. Even if it does mean I'm approaching my 'best by' date!

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Posted by CaptainKirk 8 months ago

Aisle 11...

Only 1 question:

WTF are in the first 10 aisles?

At this point, they could only exist so the anticipation of Aisle 11 BUILDS up and you don't just stroke out because you walked straight into that aisle...

Prove me wrong!

Excellent Stuff OUC!

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 8 months ago
  
  Laughing, "What's in the first 10 aisles?", (Raising and turning my pointed ears for a moment) answer: Everything NOT in aisle 11 - minus those things in the remaining aisles . . .
  
  You asked . . . LMAO
  
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    Posted by CaptainKirk 8 months ago
    
    Okay... You got me.
    What could I possibly want that isn't in Aisle 11?
    That's was what I was getting at!
    LOL...
    
    I promise you, I go that store with my wife... I am in Aisle 11... Until she sees my picture on the side of a Milk Carton in Aisle 1... LOL
    
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      Posted by Olduglycarl 8 months ago
      
      I'll be checking the milk cartons . . . I'll tell em in aisle 1 where you are and you'll get rescued.
      
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Posted by AmericanWoman 8 months ago

Carl....YOU rock!!!! the best way to end a week!! Thank you....first reminds me of my time in the UK....they KNEW I was not from there before I said a word!

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Posted by Thoritsu 8 months ago

Fantastic! I love Starsky (Hutch just died), and the drug dealer shoes. I'm using that one.

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Posted by Suzanne43 8 months ago

Loved the looking at vegans. So many people who I know are gluten free and/or vegans. It’s hard to cook for them. So guess what. I don’t anymore. Their loss.

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Posted by katrinam41 7 months, 4 weeks ago

Lol and then some! #15 raises a question. Do deer count? #16 hits the spot. I turn 75 tomorrow :). Actually, they ALL hit the spot and brought back a flood of memories from my great growing up years. My brother as Mr. Spock one Halloween, acres and acres of woods to wander as we pleased, Mr. Peabody's Way-Back machine, bicycles as valued transportation, that grocery store in my home town, the list goes on. Thanks for the big smeters ouc!

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  Posted by Olduglycarl 7 months, 3 weeks ago
  
  Happy Birthday, at 72 I realize that everyday increasingly becomes a gift . . . not so much a gift if Trump doesn't get back in, though.
  
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    Posted by katrinam41 7 months, 3 weeks ago
    
    Very true. Life can still be sweet, but better with honey. I miss mine.
    
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TGIFfunnies 6/7/24 EDITION: Whether you Smile or Smeter, the Memes are just plain funny!

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